New Cars for the Week of April 23rd, 2018

It’s just been about four weeks since our last regular podcast episode, with only the New York and Beijing motor shows occurring in that time span, but holy hell have we seen a lot of new cars! So it’s not just one long new car regurgitation, I split this up a bit and focused on the cars from New York in brief this week, along with a few standouts announced separately. Here we go.

New York Auto Show

The new Honda Insight was officially unveiled in New York to very little fanfare or excitement. Remember this is basically the Civic Hybrid, re-branded with a new name or little ostensible reason. Rather than being the cheapest possible hybrid you can buy, the new Insight is going upmarket and Honda is slotting it in between the Civic and Accord’s prices. Based on the Accord’s current sales, or lack thereof, I think Honda might struggle a bit with this one.

Mercedes unwrapped the new AMG C63, which uses a twin turbo V8 to churn out a somewhat surprisingly  modest 470 horsepower. Not that that number is small, it’s more than a Camaro, but barely. For having twin turbos, you know this car is capable of more, and there will undoubtedly be some sort of AMG Black version eventually. I secretly love Mercedes AMG cars because they are just mental and not balanced and precise like BMW’s M cars, which adds a measure of excitement to the drive. But wait for the Black version.

As recently as last year, Volkswagen was under a lot of pressure for not having a large, three row SUV, so they came out with the Atlas. Now they’re doing what every great German car company does and making as many versions of each of their car as possible to fill niches that didn’t previously exist. As such, we’ve now got the VW Atlas Cross, which is a 5-seat version of the 7-seat SUV they came out with last year.  If you’re thinking “well, isn’t that just what the new Touareg is supposed to be?” Yes. Yes it is.

Toyota isn’t resting on its laurels with the RAV4, which, outside of pickups, is the best selling vehicle in America. In New York they unveiled the new model for 2019, which takes the old model, roots around on the dash for a while until it finds the butch knob and then cranks that shit up to 11. The new car looks significantly beefier and squared off than the sort of swoopy current model, and sits on Toyota’s new and excellent TNGA platform that underpins the Camry. The new RAV4 is wider, but shorter and lower, and is apparently better to drive because of the new dimensions and architecture. It’ll come with a four cylinder and hybrid powertrains, with the latter potentially capable of achieving 70 miles per gallon. Who needs the Prius!?

Nissan also unveiled a new bread-and-butter car, the 2019 Altima, which I might normally just skip over, but I drove an Altima 3.5 SR to Kansas and back recently and actually quite enjoyed it. Mostly because of the V6. Sadly that engine is gone, replaced with a less powerful turbo four, but it’s the neat variable compression engine that changes piston stroke to give either better fuel economy or more power, so that’s neat. Problem is, it’ll still be paired with the CVT, which, of course, stands for continuously variable tragedy.

We got a new Hyundai Tuscon, which I might also normally just skip over.

There was also the new Kia K900 for the drivers who want a luxury sedan but don’t care about the luxury brand. I’m just getting word from the newsroom that that there are in fact zero buyers. Not one.

Subaru unveiled a new Forester for next year, and you’d be forgiven for thinking that they hadn’t. Subaru pulled a neat trick here though. Whereas other car companies will refresh a car to disguise the fact that they haven’t made any substantial changes to it, Subaru has actually moved the forester to a completely new global platform chassis and managed to tweak the styling so subtly, that buyers might not be able to identify it as a new car. But to some extent, if it’s not broke, don’t fix it, right? And the Forester is selling, mostly despite its beigeness.

There was a new Audi RS5 sportback, which is basically just a faster version of the S5 sportback, which is basically just a faster version of the A5 sportback which is a four door version of the A5 coupe and I wish the Germans would knock it off with this Russian nesting doll system of car models.

The Maserati Levante Trofeo was unveiled, which uses a Ferrari-sourced 3.8 litre V8, spitting out what I’m sure is a delightful sounding 590 horsepower right up until the time the SUV catches itself on fire or kicks into limp-home mode because you decided to turn on the air conditioning or something. It’s honestly pretty good looking. Kind of like a Quattroporte and a Porsche Cayenne mated, in a consensual way.

We also got a couple of cool concepts in New York, which I think have been largely missing from Auto Shows recently. The first was the Volkswagen Atlas Tanoak, which is a pickup. From Volkswagen. A Volkswagen Pickup. The concept, which is fairly foreign to us here, isn’t all that weird though. Volkswagen makes the Amorak pickup and sells it in the rest of the world. The Atlas Tanoak had some really neat features and could further shake up the somewhat uncrowded pickup market in a similar way to the Honda Ridgeline, which has been selling really well. I’m hoping they pull the trigger on this guy.

A slightly less realistic concept was the Genesis Essentia concept, which was probably the best looking car at the show. It looked to me like what a futuristic Mazda RX-7 might be, with a domed glass greenhouse and smooth, sweeping lines. Hell, it even has a triangular grill one might think was referencing the rotary engine of the Mazdas. Genesis calls the design philosophy “elegant decluttering,” which is a phrase I am now going to use every day of my life when someone asks how I want something done. “Well, this sandwich is fine, but it could use some elegant decluttering.”

Jaguar’s Crossovers

If you like Jags, and who doesn’t, and you like crossovers, ugh, who doesn’t, there’s good news for you this week! Jag has sprinkled some special sauce on its F-Pace mid-sized crossover and out came the F-Pace SVR, which has a supercharged five litre V8 pumping out almost 550 horsepower to all four wheels. Jag’s going after the Macan Turbo, but bringing a knife to the gun fight since it boasts more than 100 more horsepower than its German rival. It’s not just all power either, they’ve addressed the suspension to firm it up and improve handling, which it needs because it’s a freaking top-heavy SUV with more power than a Ferrari F430 got less than ten years ago. Excessive? Yes. Do I want one? Also yes.

In other Jag news, the company has teamed up with Waymo, Google’s self-driving company, to build driverless I-Pace compact electric crossovers. Waymo is slated to buy 20,000 of them, which is a tremendous amount of cars, and will complement their existing fleet of Chrysler Pacificas. Waymo is planning to introduce the first all-self-driving ride sharing service this year, expanding to provide one million driverless journeys a day by 2020. Based on the current sentiment regarding autonomous vehicles...good luck!

Polestar 1

You’ve heard about the Polestar 1 on my show before, so you’ll remember Polestar. You know, the now-independent company that used to be Volvo’s own tuning arm that unfortunately has a name like a video sharing website for strippers? Anyway, we learned some new things about their first car, which is basically a carbon fibre coupe version of the Volvo S90 sedan. We learned it will have 600 horsepower and be able to go 93 miles on electric-only power before the gasoline motor kicks in. It will very strangely have a slightly rear-biased weight distribution despite being a front-engined car. And we learned it will cost $155,000, which is an incredibly high amount of money, putting it on par with the likes of the AMG GT, Mercedes S Class Coupe and Porsche 911 Turbo, despite being a kind of not-Volvo. It’s also going to be available via subscription if you like to not own things, but if the choice is subscribing or paying a ridiculous amount, I can see why folks might choose the former.

Lynk & Co 2

Speaking of not-Volvos, Lynk & Co, not to be confused but will totally be confused with Lincoln Cars, have introduced their second model, the Two! This comes after the Chinese company’s first model, and I’ll bet you can guess what that was called. Yes, the 1, which was based on Volvo’s diminutive XC40, has been squished down to even smaller proportions to form the 2, making it an even more compact compact crossover. We know next to nothing else about these cars, other than that they’ll be electrified in some way or another and only for sale via a subscription service, starting in China, then moving to Europe and the US. When? Who knows, but they’ll eventually be joined by a third model, and I’ll give you one guess as to its name.

Authored by

Devlin Riggs

Self Driving Tests Slow, Uber Bows And Pays Out

Last you heard of Uber on this site was after the fatal crash that killed a woman in Arizona. Since that tragic story, there have been several developments for Uber and its autonomous tech program that are probably worth touching on.

First, the Arizona governor Douglas Ducey suddenly decided that his first priority is public safety and sent a letter to Uber suspending their license to test and operate autonomous vehicles in the state. One might argue that giving unregulated, unmonitored rights to a company hurtling three ton death machines around public roads with other drivers and unpredictable pedestrians was not placing public safety first, but hey, we all make mistakes, right? Just some of our mistakes don’t wind up with people dying. Uber voluntarily suspended its programs in California, Pittsburgh and Toronto as well, which is a good PR move since it probably wouldn’t be voluntary for too long.

Shortly after the incident, Uber’s partners and suppliers were quick to wash their hands of responsibility, promptly throwing the ride sharing business under the bus. First, MobilEye, the manufacturer of the LiDAR system insisted that its cameras would undoubtedly have seen the pedestrian, but that it was Uber’s software, responsible for interpreting what the camera sees and computing a corresponding input into the car’s drive, that was to blame. A representative for Aptiv PLC, the supplier who provides the radar technology systems for Volvo, chirped up that all of the XC90’s safety systems that it comes with from the factory had been turned off and that the emergency braking system might have enabled the car to stop or at least slow before impact.

Finally for Uber, what I expected to be a prolonged battle in the courts over liability and one that might set a precedent for how future cases was handled, turned out to be a very quick settlement. Terms of the settlement were not disclosed and the attorney for the family of the deceased insisted that her daughter would have no further public comment. That they settled the matter less than a month after the fatality really goes to show how aggressive Uber must have been in trying to sweep this matter under the rug. While the news cycle does tend to bounce from outrage to outrage, I think those of us with a deep interest in the automotive sector will have longer memories. The only good to come from this is that everyone is now taking a very serious look at just how safe it is to publicly test technology in its infancy.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs
 

Ford's Future Lineup: A Tremendous Gamble

Almost exactly one year ago, Ford fired CEO Mark Fields and replaced him with Jim Hackett amid dissatisfaction about the company’s stock price and fears that the company wasn’t evolving fast enough to meet the fickle, ever-changing demands of today’s consumers. As recently as January of this year, Automotive News published a story that Hackett hadn’t done enough to turn the company around and investors were still impatient to see their share prices increase.

It turns out, Hackett was pretty busy. As the former head of Ford’s innovation unit, he’s been analyzing America’s and the global car market for some time, but had been holding off on making any drastic moves. That is, until yesterday. But first, let’s take a trip back in time to an age when none of us was alive – 1908. This is the year that Ford introduced the Model T, which was a terrible car despite being the most influential car of the 20th century. The reason everyone knows of the Model T is because it was the first broadly reliable, easy-to-maintain car that was affordable by a growing middle class. It defined mainstream and opened up an entirely new era in transportation to the masses.

Alan Mulally
Ford's President & CEO, 2006

Fast forward a hundred years all the way to 2008, when the average price of gas climbed to $3.61 per gallon and looked to head even higher. We were in the depth of a recession and nobody was buying cars. Banks were being bailed out and, as a consequence of over reliance on gas-guzzling SUVs to generate profits, so were GM and Chrysler. Ford, however, had remortgaged its assets in 2006 and retooled its smaller, efficient vehicles, which buyers were snapping up to avoid hefty bills at the pump. Sure, they still took the government’s money, since it was being handed out like candy, but they didn’t need to because their excellent small cars and sedans sustained them through the financial crisis.

Just ten years later, those small cars and sedans, the life vests during the rising tide of the recession, have turned to an anchor, weighing down Ford’s stock price as consumers abandon rational thought and return to purchasing gigantic SUVs and crossovers they don’t need. Hackett’s answer to the investors’ pleas for greater share value? Abandon the exact kinds of vehicles that sustained Ford as one of the biggest auto manufacturers in the world. In other words, kill the sedans.

And he’s not the first. Chrysler has mostly done away with its sedans, leaving the ageing 300 and Charger out there just in case someone is interested in looking cool on the back of a flatbed on the way to the service department. But Ford’s is certainly the most extreme. They’re killing off the Fusion, the Taurus, the Fiesta, and the Focus, its bread-and-butter entry-level vehicle. In their place will be the EcoSport, a compact crossover, the Bronco, a baby Bronco to fight the Wrangler, and refreshed Escape, Explorer and Edge. The Focus will live on, but only as a jacked-up hatchback akin to the Subaru Crosstrek. In fact, the only way you will be able to buy a Ford that has a trunk, is with the Mustang. That, or live somewhere else in the world where Ford will continue to sell its low-margin vehicles.

Dealers worry this will mean they will stop seeing first-time car buyers shopping for Fords, and it’s a valid concern. Hackett says dealers will still have the Focus Active and the EcoSport, but those will command at least a 20% price premium over the outgoing Focus. In the age of the declining middle class, rapidly growing debt and deep subprime borrowing, as well as auto loan terms of seven years becoming more common, it’s absolutely clear to anyone paying attention that people are simply less able to afford cars than they have ever been. So abandoning those buyers to the used market and focusing on higher margin SUVs and crossovers is definitely a very risky move, and exactly what got Chrysler and GM in trouble in 2008. But maybe since Ford didn’t get bailed out the same way the others did, they didn’t learn the lesson of diversification.

Of course, things are different now. The Ford Escape has virtually the same fuel mileage as the 2006 Ford Focus, so if gas prices continue to rise, as they are expected to, fewer buyers may be trading in their SUVs on fuel-sipping sedans because the gains are minimal. And the housing market isn’t a bubble ready to burst, sending everyone’s finances into a tailspin. However, one might argue that the auto lending market or higher education are two bubbles primed to burst in the near future, and that mass migration to cities could drive interest in more compact vehicles more well-suited to city dwelling. In either case, no investment portfolio manager has ever gotten rich by telling investors not to diversify and I think it’s foolish to do so with automotive lineups as well.

So what’s there to gain for Ford? While they forsake the entry level and low income buyers, despite not remotely being a premium brand, Ford will be satisfying their investors by cutting almost $26 billion in operating costs from producing lower margin vehicles and capitalizing on current sales trends. But let’s not forget that those same trends stem from the whims of consumers, who are fickle as hell, and with a possible trade war looming to increase costs of virtually everything, Ford better hope their investors aren’t as fickle if SUVs start going out of style again.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Headlines for the Week of April 23rd, 2018

Leafs Light Up Japan

Source: Nissan

One of the primary questions facing the electric vehicle industry is what happens to the lithium ion batteries after the vehicle has either crashed or it’s met the end of its useful life. Lithium Ion batteries are far more impressive than their Nickel-metal-hydride predecessors, but after 10,000 cycles or so, they will start to see some capacity loss due to general wear and tear. You’ll know from having a cell phone that batteries don’t last forever, but Nissan is preparing for the future by partnering with a company called 4R Energy Corporation. They are recycling used Nissan Leaf batteries in street lights, which utilize a combination of solar generation and storage (in the former Leaf battery cells) to provide illumination to roads not served by the electrical grid. They’re starting this program in Namie, Japan, which was hit hard by and is still recovering from the 2011 Tohoku earthquake. Pilots are under testing now and the company plans to install lights throughout the town later this year. One can see this being especially useful in other disaster zones like Puerto Rico after Maria, New York after Sandy or the city of New Orleans after a weekend night.

Lincoln Launches Subscription Service

If you’ve ever wanted to drive a used Lincoln, but the thought of owning one just put you off too much, there’s great news. The company is following in the footsteps of Volvo, Cadillac and Porsche and offering a subscription service. No, not for the new Continental or Navigator. For its used cars. That means you can pay just over $400 a month to drive New York’s finest fleet taxi vehicle, the MKX. If that price doesn’t sound appealing, consider that that price also pays for insurance, maintenance, warranty and the ability to swap into a slightly smaller but no more enjoyable MKC at any time. If it still doesn’t sound appealing, than consider yourself in the same boat as me. 

California Self-Driving Registration Deadline Update

April 2nd was the first day self-driving cars could legally hit the roads in California. Being home to more than 50 companies testing autonomous systems, it was slated to be a truly historic day for the state. And then only one company applied for a permit. So on the first day, zero self-driving cars hit the road. The timing, perhaps, was not excellent, coming on the heels of Uber’s fatal wreck and a general cringing of other companies as they look to perfect technology before pushing it out to the public. Nevertheless, it’s a good sign that California is regulating it, and that companies were honest enough with their self-assessments that nobody is putting unsafe hardware out on the streets. 

Thumbs Down to BMW

Thumbs are great – they’re one of the best things about being human and allow us to grab things and compete in sports like baseball and tennis without accidentally flinging rackets and bats everywhere. We all like our thumbs, and so does BMW, but perhaps not in the right way. According to a law suit filed in New York, a software developer named Godwin Boateng was waiting for a friend, posted up with his hand on the pillar of his front driver’s door, acting casual, as you do. This BMW X5, however, was equipped with the company’s Soft Closing Automatic Doors (unfortunately abbreviated SCAD), which casually closed on Godwin’s thumb, causing it to then separate from his body. After taking his BMW and his thumb to the hospital, doctors were unable to attach the latter, which has caused Godwin considerable consternation about the former, leading to the lawsuit alleging BMW knew that the sensors in the SCAD system were faulty and didn’t do anything to fix them. I don’t have to tell you listeners that, regardless of your car or features, it’s not a great idea to dangle any phalanges in places where there’s even the possibility that they may be involuntarily amputated, nor was I aware BMW even had a feature that would close doors on you, which is slightly creepy. In any case, who’s got two thumbs and chose the right German car? This guuyyyyyyy.

Florida Civic Takes Short Trip, Long Dip

Source: Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office

I don’t have a pool, mostly because I’m lazy and the maintenance sounds absolutely dreadful, but if I did, and I didn’t have to work on a Tuesday afternoon, I’d totally take a quick splash to unwind. But I don’t think that’s what was planned earlier this month when a Florida resident left her car without placing it in park, causing the vehicle to roll into a nearby pool. Making matters worse, her husband and daughter were inside and were subjected to an unexpected plunging. They both made it out safely, but the same cannot be said for the bright blue civic, which looked positively serene at the bottom of a no doubt pissed off neighbor’s pool. The jokes here are obvious – gives a whole new meaning to carpool, go for a drive, not a dive, for sale with slight water damage, etc. etc. Please feel free to write your own as I enjoy not picking leaves out of my pool.

Cheetah Thinks Land Rovers are Purrfect

Big cats are noble creatures, and that’s probably why Jaguar chose one as its mascot. Even Mercury had the Cougar, which started out as a muscle car and developed into something, well, bad. But every once in a while we’re reminded that big cats are essentially just gigantic versions of the little assholes who go around knocking cups off the counter tops and destroying the legs of couches in homes across the world.  Recently, wildlife photographer Peter Heistein was touring the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania when he paused in his Land Rover for lunch while observing a group of cheetahs. As they are wont, one of the curious cats approached and then jumped into Heistein’s car, sampling the fine interior head rests and gaining a commanding view of the surrounding plains. Heistein did the opposite of what you see on most YouTube Fail videos and remained calm, respected the animal’s space and allowed it to leave once it inevitably got bored. Next time the cat pukes on my pillow, I’m going to tell myself “at least it didn’t devour my interior.” 

Not Stock Nissan Outruns All

Source: Severn Valley Motorsports

If having a car with a ridiculously high top speed that you’ll never achieve on public roads or basically anywhere but an air strip or a salt flat is what you are looking for, you have several very expensive cars to select from. The McLaren P1, the LaFerrari, Lamborghini Aventador, you get it. Or you could get a Nissan Rogue Sport and beat all of those, because that’s just what some English guys did. British speed shop Severn Valley Motorsports made some slight tweaks to their Nissan, which is for sale in Europe as the awkwardly-named Qashqai, and hit a blistering 237 miles per hour, making it the world’s fastest SUV, though unofficially because it didn’t make two runs in opposing directions. What sort of tweaks did they make, you ask? Well, actually quite big tweaks. They threw out the absolute shit 2.5 litre four and CVT and tucked in the 3.8 litre twin turbo V6 from the Nissan GT-R, lowered it and provided a bunch of bespoke bodywork to streamline the otherwise boxy thing. So while sure, this is neat and it’s great that people are having fun in Nissan Rogues, this does absolutely not change my opinion that they are cars for people who would rather be doing anything but driving.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

New Cars for the Week of March 19th, 2018

Karlmann King

If you're shopping for a car right now, chances are you're looking at SUVs and crossovers, because that's pretty much the only kind of vehicle anyone wants anymore. If you happen to be filthy rich, not care about brand heritage, not care about performance and are shot at quite often, there's really good news! It's called the Karlmann King, and it's a Chinese-designed vehicle built in Europe, which flips the script on how most companies are making cars these days. It looks like an F-117 stealth fighter and is powered by a 6.8 litre V10 from the Ford F550. If you want the bulletproof model though, you're looking at a car weighing 13,227 pounds (for reference, cars generally weigh between 3 and 400 pounds), so obviously performance isn't great. How not great? Despite 400 horsepower, it'll only hit a top speed of 87 MPH. But since it's a car designed to be ridden in, not driven, because it has a coffee machine, flat screen TV, refrigerator, PlayStation 4 and various other pimp-my-ride-type accouterments, you probably won't care how slow you're going.

Mercedes-Maybach Pullman

If you're filthy rich, do care about brand heritage, don't like driving and don't get shot at very often, there's also good news this week because the new Mercedes-Maybach Pullman S650 has been announced. Basically, this is the $615,000 limousine edition of the Mercedes Maybach S650, which means it seats six and features a glass partition between you and the driver so he can't hear you make fun of the poors like him, which should help avoid the development of simple resentment into a seething hatred, reducing the likelihood that you will be killed in a fit of rage by someone you hired to drive you around.

Volkswagen Touareg

In less fancy news, but still pretty fancy, Volkswagen unveiled their new Touareg in China this week. The premium SUV is hugely popular there, in Russia and in Europe, but sales fell off a cliff here in the states after Dieselgate. When it was removed from the market, VW officially claimed that it didn't make much sense for them to sell such a premium SUV since their brand is more of the people's car, but here they are again with a clone of the Porsche Cayenne (with which it was co-developed) but slightly cheaper. In truth, most of Volkswagen's cars have a very premium feel to them despite their relative inexpensiveness, which is welcome, especially as luxury cars are selling way more these days. And VW is sticking to what it knows and to cost efficiencies in keeping the Touareg a higher class vehicle than the Tiguan or Atlas. That said, we don't know if we'll get it here in the States yet, but the way SUV sales are going, they might as well try, even if it lacks a third row or hybrid option.

Cadillac CT6 V-Sport

Back when we learned that Cadillac was trimming the CTS and ATS in favor of something in between called the CT6, I wasn't too surprised since sales of sedans are in the toilet, circling the drain. But I am a bit surprised to learn that Caddy isn't going to just phone it in on the new car, because they announced this week a V-Sport trim package that very much keeps alive the crazy fun factor of the ATS-V and CTS-V. Not only does the V-Sport have a 4.2 litre V8, it has two turbochargers, spooling up 550 horsepower and a tire-shredding 627 pound feet of torque. The turbos actually sit inside the crease of the 90-degree v-shape of the engine. For reference, most engines are 60-degree Vs, so it makes for a pretty compact package. No performance figures yet, but I'm willing to bet that, regardless of the 0-60 time, it'll be quick and loud enough to put a smile on your face.

Jeep Concepts Galore

If you've been listening to my show for a while, you probably know that I'm not really into the muddin' or off-road scene that much. Not because I'm not interested, but rather that I've never really gotten the opportunity. My neighbors do it and love it, and I am a fan of old Wranglers and 4Runners, so I think I'd probably really enjoy it too. You know who else enjoys it? Fiat Chrysler, because Jeep makes a killing off of that scene and they absolutely know how to get to their buyers. This week is the annual Easter meet in Moab, Utah, where all the hardcore off-road types go, and Jeep is bringing seven concepts of different vehicles to the event. While most are Wrangler-based, there is a really neat resto-mod vintage-sytle Wagoneer as well as a really not-so-neat Renegade concept that basically just lifts the suspension an inch and a half. The Wrangler models all have their own brand of unique flavoring and showcase what a blank canvas Jeep's most iconic model is, and just how flexible the new JL platform can be for owners. Fiat Chrysler doesn't do much right, but it's clear that they really "get" Jeep, which is probably why they don't want to sell it even though it's the single most valuable brand in their stable.

VW ID R Pike's Peak

Speaking of fun cars you can't buy, Volkswagen has one of those. It's the ID R Pike's Peak, which is an electric race car built specifically for, well, Pike's Peak. It'll compete in the hill climb on June 24th and is aiming to take Rhys Millen's record of 8 minutes 57 seconds and throw it out the window. We don't have any sort of performance figures or power specs, but it certainly looks like a super sleek race car, and if they're explicitly going after the electric vehicle record, you know it's going to be fast. And good for them ; the more interest they can build in electric vehicles, the more consumers will trust and consider the road-going models. Or at least that's the theory.

Toyota Corolla Hatchback

Gone is Scion and with it their upper case-lower case naming convention, so the Toyota iM, has been redesigned and relaunched as the Corolla Hatchback. The changes are apparently welcome because the iM was a real piece of shit according to the reviews I've read. I drove an old Toyota Matrix up in Canada and really enjoyed it more than I thought I would, but that was probably 13 years ago, and I guess the iM hadn't really come very far since then, so the new Corolla Hatch features many changes. The chassis is more rigid, it's longer, wider and lower and out is the ancient 1.8 litre four-banger and in is a new 2.0 litre model. The interior has also been completely redesigned to have supportive seats and functional armrests, which was apparently a problem with the iM as well. Not to mention it really looks quite good, especially in a sort of light blue color in which it's been shown. I don't think it'll kick my GTI out of my garage just yet but I'm sure it'll be quite a capable, reliable little car.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Headlines for the Week of March 19th, 2018

List time!

Do you like lists? Well we got some lists this week, starting with Consumer Reports, who, uh, reported on the ten new cars most likely to last longer than 200,000 miles. This is, of course, not based on any sort of long-term testing since they're new cars, but rather based on expectations set by old versions of the cars. As you'd expect, the list is entirely comprised of Hondas and Toyotas, with the sole non-Honda/Toyota being the Ford F-150.
Another list we got was from Edmunds of their vehicle brands with the most and least loyal buyers. So did the likelihood that cars will last longer than 200,000 miles correlate with higher brand loyalty? Yep. Toyota and Honda were first and third, with only Subaru coming between them. Also in the top ten non-luxury brands were Ram, Chevy, Hyundai, Kia, Nissan, Ford and Mazda. Jeep just missed out on the top ten, ranking that high probably only due to the popularity of the Wrangler. At the bottom? You guessed it. Dodge, Chrysler and Fiat.

Ford’s Future Sees Several SUVs

Remember the first generation Ford Explorer? The one that had the exploding Wilderness AT tires that caused them to flip over and kill people? Well, one of the reasons that story was news was because SUVs were relatively new and the high center of gravity exacerbated the likelihood of the vehicle flipping in an accident. From that Explorer, we got tougher safety rules for tires, for roof rigidity and for rollover resistance. But what we also got were a whole slew of other SUVs that followed Ford's recipe of building large vehicles built primarily for on-road use. It's surprising then, that one of the pioneers of the SUV movement has fallen so far behind its competitors as the SUV craze heats up again. Ford's existing Escape, Edge, Explorer and Expedition are fine, but don't particularly stand out in an increasingly crowded field.

So Ford is taking action as we've discussed recently, coming out with a new Bronco and now a baby Bronco that promise off-road prowess to those seeking it, while ST versions of most models will inject some sportiness where there currently really isn't any. While other brands go upmarket, Ford is looking to expand to performance niches, which should be attractive to enthusiasts. But Ford also announced this week that it's entering a three year partnership with Indian manufacturer Mahindra to develop some small cars, but interestingly, an electric SUV. Apparently Mahindra will supply the body of the vehicle with the technology that goes inside coming from Ford, who only have a few forays into the electric vehicle realm currently. Its interesting that Ford wouldn't want to use any of their existing platforms for such a development, but perhaps Mahindra just has a chassis that caters particularly well to electrification. In any case, these cross-company collaborations are becoming increasingly common as brands look to reduce costs and expand into new markets.

Musk Makes Mad Money

Despite not accepting a paycheck for his work at Tesla, the company's board and shareholders have generously decided to force one upon him, assuming he meets specific goals related to the company's value in the stock market. The company is currently valued at $56 billion and the bonuses for performance kick in once the company hits $100 billion. If the company becomes one of the highest valued in the world at $650 billion, Musk would earn an incredible $55 billion for himself. As is, he'll have to be content with his paltry $2.6 billion in company stock, which in addition to his existing $20 billion net worth, will probably be enough to keep him warm at night. This comes despite the fact that, yet again, the company is likely going to miss its production targets for Q1 for the Model 3, which still has around 450,000 outstanding orders yet to be filled.

Shareholders and the board also don't seem upset by the fact that many of the new cars coming off the assembly line have to go directly to reworking facilities because the part quality, fit and finish are so poor. Nor does it bug them that things are taking so long because much of the cars are being hand-built while the robots that are supposed to be making them just sort of hang out in Germany. Also not phasing them is the fact that Tesla fired 700 employees in October or the fact that the United Auto Workers union is getting increasingly aggressive with its activities around the Fremont, California facility. Nope, none of this matters because they say that they see a bigger opportunity for long-term value through energy capture, storage and use. Well, unfortunately for them, they're not the only company working in each of those areas, and they certainly aren't the company with the best product in any of them. And in the interest of full disclosure, I do work for a company that produces an energy storage system similar to Tesla's, so I do have an idea of what the competitive marketplace looks like.

LSEV EV is 3DP

It was inevitable. After we heard about Porsche and Bugatti 3D printing parts for their vehicles to improve performance and reduce cost, it was only a matter of time before we saw an entire car made by a 3D printer. Well, that day is today because Chinese company Polymaker has worked with Italian manufacturer X Electrical Vehicle to produce the LSEV, which is almost entirely 3D printed. Obviously things like the chassis, tires and windshield could not be printed for safety reasons, but that's apparently about it in terms of other parts produced normally. They say they've also been able to reduce the amount of plastic parts in the car from 2,000 (which is typical in conventionally produced vehicles) to just 57. Imagine driving a car with just 57 plastic panels on it! Of course this comes at a cost, which is performance. It has just 93 miles of range and only drives 47 miles per hour, making it mildly more effective than a golf cart, which honestly probably has even fewer plastic panels and apparently fewer is better?

Nissan’s Electrified Future

Nissan announced this week a new initiative called M.O.V.E., which is an acronym for "Mobility, Operational Excellence, Value to Customers and Electrification," and which aims to sell a million electrified vehicles by 2022. Of course, "electrified" can mean hybrid or plug-in and not necessarily true electric vehicles, so perhaps the goal isn't that ambitious, but another part of the plan is for 20 models to have autonomous technology. As part of this, they announced the forthcoming Altima would be the third Nissan vehicle to get their Pro Pilot autonomous system, which is pretty basic so far. And that's probably a good thing, given the week autonomous vehicles have had.

Accord to Cheap Out to Sell Out

Fresh off a redesign that has it looking uglier in almost every respect than its previous generation, the Honda Accord now features a hybrid model that uses the company's tried and true system of pairing a 143-horsepower four cylinder with a 181-horsepower electric motor to somehow combine and create only 212 horsepower. Impressively, the trunk space isn't hindered at all by the battery, which probably means there's no spare tire. Also impressive is the fact that the new Accord Hybrid costs a whopping $4,000 less than the outgoing one. The reasons for this, to me, are many. First, the new hybrid is actually less efficient than the old hybrid, averaging just 47 MPG in the city. Second, just look at it, with its awkward chrome unibrow-looking front end and Volvo knock-off rear with its incomplete styling lines and random chrome. It's an ugly car. I used to really like the Accord, but this really changes all that. Also, sedan sales are dropping like a stone and the Accord, usually a best seller in this class, is stagnating on dealer lots. As of the beginning of this month, dealers averaged a 103-day supply of Accords, which are normally so in-demand they can be hard to find. The problem is so bad that some dealers have canceled orders for new Accords and others are asking Honda to come up with some generous incentives for leases just to get them out of their inventories. And it's still not a bad car, it's winning acclaim for its performance from many news outlets. But man, just look at it! I suspect many buyers are, and that's the reason they're still sitting on the lot.

Viper Factory’s Future Features Past

When the production of the Dodge Viper ceased last year, Detroit lost a factory (again) and gained an empty building (again). Fortunately, Fiat Chrysler have come up with some plans to not just let the structure languish and decay the way so many other factories have in the motor city. Instead, the building will be remodeled to become a museum for historic Chrysler and Fiat vehicles in North America. It will be renamed the Connor Center and become home to 85 of the company's 400 or so historic cars, but for reasons unknown to me, it will not initially be open to the public. If I were Chrysler, and thank god I'm not because I can't stomach another breakdown, I'd be out there every day imploring the public to remember that we once made some cars that some consider historic. Basically anything to distract from the current fleet's J.D. Power and Consumer Reports scores.

Design Finally Trending the Right Direction

When you think of over-designed cars, the first thing that has to come to mind is the current Honda Civic. It's just vile in its ostentatious, look-at-me boy-racer styling, but it's far from the only guilty party. The new Lexus style is fairly polarizing and the Germans have been guilty of applying 15 feet of styling to a 12 foot car recently as well. But, at least in the latter's case, that's set to change with upcoming models, as both BMW and Mercedes have announced plans to tone down their looks and bring styling back to a simple, understated elegance. Honestly, it's what I like most about German cars and part of the reason I bought the GTI. For the price, for the performance, it was the least shouty choice and the silver paint really made the few styling lines on it pop in a way that I thought was really clean looking. Whereas with recent Mercedes and BMW vehicles, intersecting styling lines have tended to create design clash instead of flow, new models will emphasize sleekness. Audi has been doing this for years, but their downfall is that, in creating a minimalist design, they have minimized the differences in all of their vehicles, making them virtually indistinguishable from one another. 

Driving Test Involves Not Much Driving

Photo by Buffalo Police Department

Things didn't go too well for a 17 year-old in Buffalo, Minnesota on Tuesday, when she went to take her driver's test. Parked right out front of the exam office, the teen fired up the vehicle, which is apparently the only part of the test she got right, then shifted into drive, stomped on the gas instead of the brake and launched her Chevy Equinox straight through the front of the office. Fortunately, nobody was inside and the teen wasn't hurt, but the 60 year-old examiner in the car with her had to be hospitalized for non-life-threatening injuries. While no charges will be filed against her for the mistake, I am pretty sure her classmates will sentence her to life without forgetting what she's done.

Stig’s Strange Speed Stunt

Photo by Guiness World Records

Last week it was lawn mowers, this week, tractors, as Top Gear's Stig has set a new Guinness World Record for fastest modified tractor. As a stunt for this weekend's episode, the bright orange rig with a ridiculous wing on the back hit 87.27 miles per hour after two runs were averaged. For a 5.7 litre 507 horsepower Chevy V8, that isn't very fast at all, but for the Stig, in a tractor with open sides, I bet it felt pretty damn quick. Some say, he moonlights as a scarecrow.

Bike Breaks, Brings Brown Boxers

In other speed-related news, things didn't go quite to plan for Valerie Thompson this week at the World Speed Trials in Australia, which takes place on a salt flat that I didn't know existed outside of Bonneville. While attempting to break her 304 mile per hour record on a custom motorcycle, Valerie's bike...experienced trouble...causing the bike to lay down and slide for about a mile, shedding bits of itself along the way as it came to a stop and leaving a bright red stripe across Australia. Fortunately, Valerie is okay and she did manage to hit 328 miles per hour before the problem started. The bike, however, needs some serious work. Experiencing technical difficulties is never fun, but I can't imagine a more pants shitting moment than technical difficulties occuring above 300 miles per hour on two wheels.

McLaren Finds Friends with Flops

McLaren may not have had much luck with Formula 1 last year since they used Honda's shitty, under-powered, unreliable motors, but they haven't lost their sense of humor. Since now all Formula 1 vehicles will be fitted with the so-called "Halo" to prevent drivers' heads being taken off by flying debris or, indeed flying other vehicles, that means there's a new hashtag branding opportunity for companies constantly seeking for a way to make the most expensive motor sport cheaper. Some have accurately noticed that the halo device looks less like a halo and more like the straps of flip flops or, if you live in Australia, thongs. So who better to sponsor the halo than a flip flop company? McLaren has brought on Gandys, a British lifestyle brand who are, fittingly, launching a McLaren-inspired flip flop called the "halo edition," from which 100% of profits will go to the company's charity that benefits orphans in Sri Lanka. So while we'll wait to see if this season has a happier ending for McLaren, we should all go out and buy some F1 flip flops and give some orphans happy endings a little sooner.

Philippines Phlatens Phat Rides

If you're familiar with Rodrigo Duterte, this next story is probably going to seem pretty tame by his standards. After all, he operates death squads that have killed a documented 1,400 drug users, petty criminals and homeless people, even children. But he is the president of the Philippines, where he rules with an iron fist and squadron of bulldozers. And I do mean literal bulldozers, which he used this week to crush 14 vehicles worth about $525,000 that were illegally imported into the country. The cars included Mercedes, Porsches and Maseratis and the show was broadcast for the entire country to see, apparently as a confirmation of the Duterte's commitment to build a country free from the shackles of corruption. There's more work to do as apparently there are almost 1,000 other smuggled vehicles on the docket for destruction. As much as I don't want to see Lamborghinis, Aston Martins and others impounded and then crushed in a reality show kind of way, I suppose it's worth it if it takes Duterte's mind off of killing the children of drug addicts.

Highway to Hellcat

A Wisconsin man apparently out to prove the unsuitability of the Dodge Challenger Hellcat was arrested on Tuesday for driving 140 miles per hour on an Indiana Toll Road. If you're thinking, "how the hell did the cops catch a 707 horsepower muscle car?" Well it's not because he crashed, it's because he got caught behind everyone's favorite rolling roadblock; two semis driving side-by-side without passing each other. This may have been the only occasion that that happening was actually a good thing. When asked for an explanation why he was driving at twice the speed limit on an interstate, the driver just said he was trying to get to Maryland. Because there can't possibly be faster ways to get there than by endangering hundreds of people on public roads with a drag race car with shitty suspension.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Autonomous Vehicles are Not for Safety

Even if you’re not a real automotive enthusiast, you probably heard this week about the incident in Tempe, Arizona where a pedestrian was killed while crossing the road at night. This in itself is not rare. Pedestrians die every day, and Arizona actually has the fourth highest pedestrian deaths of any state, so it’s unfortunately especially common there.  The difference this time it was a Volvo XC90, being driven by Uber’s autonomous technology that struck and killed the woman, and it has understandably led to new questions about how safe autonomous vehicles actually are. The reality though, is that safety is only an occasional byproduct of autonomous technology.

Photo by ABC-15, via Associated Press

But safety is absolutely paramount in testing unproven technologies, and it’s clear that Uber was not doing their due diligence in this regard. At the time of the accident, the Volvo was being chaperoned by one Uber employee who, according to video of the incident, spent his time looking down, either at a phone or at a monitor, not paying attention to the road ahead. Jalopnik called around and pretty much every automaker testing autonomous vehicles uses two in-car minders; one to watch the road and correct any issues with immediate human input, and another to monitor the technology and keep logs of the car’s activity. Uber uses only one, so does Waymo. And we have to remember that Uber isn’t a car company, they’re an app company bleeding funds and trying to come up with a technology as fast as they can to provide taxi service without having to pay human drivers to operate it. It’s not in their best interest to pay to have two people in a car, even if it makes the drive safer.

And there are some extenuating factors in this case. It was really dark and the forward-facing camera in the car shows that, until just about two seconds before impact, the woman was very difficult to see. But those cameras don’t exactly capture the full spectrum of what the human eye can see and it stands to reason that an alert driver might have seen and been able to react to the woman in time to at least avoid her death. What almost certainly did see the woman were the Velodyne LiDAR arrays on the top of the Volvo, for which it being dark or night is immaterial. Velodyne says that the problem probably wasn’t their system seeing the woman, but rather Uber’s software interpreting the shape the LiDAR was seeing as a woman and acting accordingly. Instead, the car didn’t slow down at all and hit the woman at 40 miles per hour as she walked her bike across the street.

And the hardware talking to the software is just one of many ways autonomous vehicles can go wrong. Just like my computer gives me the spinning wheel of death when I try to do to many tasks at once, machines encounter problems sometimes that can either render them unusable, unstable or unresponsive, which becomes a problem when the machines are propelling 4,000 pound death machines down motorways at dangerous speeds. And that’s just to mention factors inside the vehicle. Just this week, a representative from the National Center for Atmospheric Research voiced his concern over autonomous vehicles’ overreliance on GPS because the technology is so vulnerable to interruption due to solar flares, which could render vehicles without knowing how to get where they’re going. 

As for the other side of the equation, the truth is we’ll never achieve 100% safety on the roads because humans are both stupid and unpredictable. We don’t use crosswalks, we pop out from behind things, we generally do our best to confuse and bewilder technology, like wearing billowy clothing that doesn’t make us look like humans, or carrying bikes that make us look like vehicles. Advances in artificial intelligence have computers beating humans in games like chess, Go and Jeopardy, but there’s a long way to go before it can adequately anticipate what us crazy humans are going to do.

So that brings us back to this week, when a woman crossed the road in dark clothing at night and not in a crosswalk, which should not have been a death sentence. And it might not have if Arizona hadn’t made themselves the absolute wild west of motor vehicle testing. Or if Uber had bothered to put a second person in their cars like most other automakers do. There’s a reason most automakers have their own or use closed proving grounds and race tracks to test vehicles in a variety of situations. While nothing can fully compare to real-life testing in scenarios that are difficult to replicate in a closed environment, I would find it hard to believe that they couldn’t have tested a woman walking a bike across the road. 

Since most automakers are testing on roadways with other drivers and pedestrians and no shortage of obstacles, safety clearly isn’t the primary concern of automakers in their rush to get autonomous technology into their vehicles. And if you’ve listened to my podcast, you probably know what I’m about to say. Autonomous cars are not about enhancing safety and reducing pedestrian or driver deaths. They’re about enhancing convenience and making money for both automakers and taxi apps like Uber and Lyft. Autonomous systems are yet another optional add-on for which Tesla, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Nissan and others can feel free to charge us thousands of dollars, which we’re happy to pay because rush hour driving is brutal. The incentive for safety comes not from a sense of duty to improve society, but from a fear of liability when and if something occurs. And now that something has, and the daughter of the woman killed has lawyered up, we’re going to see just how accountable these companies are going to be held when safety is not their first priority.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Headlines for the Week of March 12th, 2018

How’s that Ramp Up Going, Elon?

If you’re hoping, as I do, that every time Elon Musk and Tesla revise their output schedules that this will surely be the time they get it figured out and it’ll be smooth sailing from here on out, you’re not going to enjoy this next story. Tesla had to completely shut down its Fremont, California manufacturing plant for a week last month to fix issues and bottlenecks related to the production of their Model 3 sedan. According to workers inside the factory, a staggering 40% of parts for vehicles were not suitable for use on cars, requiring extensive reworking or re-manufacturing, which are apparently different things. Reworking involves taking a new part and fixing it to be up to a certain standard, while re-manufacturing takes used parts and fixes them up to be new-looking again. Tesla insists they don’t put re-manufactured parts on cars, but if almost half of parts require reworking, and they’re still putting out cars with irregular panel gaps that command comparisons to 90's Kias, you can call it “re-wizarding,” but it’s still not a good thing.

Trump Strikes AGAIN

The President of the United States has a habit of weighing in on things in a…unique way, and last week, when discussing the Trans-Pacific Partnership and how horrible it is, cited a practice that is either so top secret that no auto industry professional in the world has ever heard of it, or is completely made up. Here are Trump’s exact comments: “It’s the bowling ball test. They take a bowling ball from 20 feet up in the air and drop it on the hood of the car. If the hood dents, the car doesn’t qualify. It’s horrible.” What!? What car could possibly pass this test!? After thoroughly baffling the automotive media for a while and offering no explanation for his comments, an astute reader of the Washington Post’s coverage of the story suggested in the comments that perhaps he was referring to a test where Japanese safety officials test pedestrian safety by shooting dummy heads at car hoods to determine how damaged a head might be if it made contact with a car. Perhaps someone explained this with a bowling ball analogy, which could account for some of the misunderstanding, but the part about a car failing if it dents is still completely out of left field. In any case, it’s a test Japan applies to all cars, not just imports to keep them out of the country, so to use it as a sort of argument against the Trans-Pacific Partnership was always a stretch but, when it comes to politics these days, sense and logic doesn’t really apply anymore anyway.

Green with Envy, Yellow with Value

When I chose the gorgeous Reflex Silver color for my GTI, resale value didn’t really factor into my decision; I just liked it more than all the other options available. But apparently people do choose white, silver and black because those sort of “neutral” colors are more universally liked and the theory goes makes your car more desirable secondhand. Well, turns out that’s bogus because a new study by used car search engine ISeeCars.com has revealed that the car color with the lowest depreciation rate was, in fact, yellow, depreciating an average of 27 percent in the first three years of ownership. Also above average were green and orange, going to show that safe colors really aren’t that safe. But that’s not to say all wild colors are helpful. Some of the worst performing colors were beige, gold and purple. The purple car that immediately jumps to mind is the Chrysler PT Cruiser, which immediately makes sense why it would be one of the worst cars for keeping its value.

Lamborghini Says, "Damn the Fuel Economy Standards!"

Speaking of yellow cars that don’t depreciate much, Lamborghini was in the news this week for comments made by the company’s chief technical officer, Maurizio Reggiani. He indicated that, while other companies like Ferrari are moving to a V-8 or V-6 turbo hybrid in their future cars, Lamborghini has no intention to stop making their V-10s like that which powers the Huracan today. I love this quote from him: “My question is, why do I need to do something different? If I trust in the naturally aspirated engine, why do I need to downgrade my power train to a V-8 or V-6? I am Lamborghini, I am the top of the pinnacle of the super sports car. I want to stay where I am.” You do you, Lamborghini, and we will love you always for it.

GM Wants to Rent Your Car

With the launch of its Maven service in several US Cities, General Motors joined the ranks of the ride-sharing businesses, but using new cars put into circulation by General Motors themselves. Starting this summer, GM will begin a pilot program, expanding vehicle availability to personal cars if owners are willing to put their vehicles up for rent. This equates to a sort of Air BnB on wheels, which actually already exists with services like Turo, which I did not previously know about. But this being a GM venture, it has some extra benefits, like Maven offering liability insurance for GM vehicle buyers who choose to take part in the plan. Given how people generally treat their rental cars, I can’t imagine there would be a whole lot of interest in pimping out your ride, but if you need some extra money, maybe it’ll catch on with the likes of people who see their cars as appliances.

Arlington 86s its Buses

In other ride sharing news, Arlington, Texas has done away with its public transportation, which apparently was lacking anyway. Instead of buses and routes, the city has launched Arlington Via, which features Mercedes-Benz Sprinter vans that can be hailed via an app or phone number and will come around and pick you up and take you to your destination. If this sounds a lot like Uber or Lyft, you’re totally right, except that it’s publicly subsidized, so trips are only $3 or you can buy a week pass for $10, which is crazy cheap! For about $40 a month, you can basically have your own driver that you occasionally have to share with other passengers. Mark my words, smart people will use and abuse the hell out of this system and it will be fantastic until the city realizes what a massive loss it is and discontinues it after its one year contract is up. I would absolutely be doing that if such a service were available here. It’s less than the monthly payment on any car! And you don’t have to drive in traffic!

Toyota Bolsters Avis’ Connected Fleet

Finally in rental car news, Toyota has signed a multi-year deal with Avis Budget Group that will supply 10,000 connected cars to Avis to “help streamline the customer rental experience.” It’ll basically help provide real-time location, odometer, fuel level and other information without the need for attendants to go check the cars manually, which would honestly be pretty handy if you’re running late for a flight and just needed your receipt so the accounting department doesn’t crucify you when you get back to work. It’s not very exciting and it seems like something that should’ve been accomplished years ago, but I guess we should just be happy with progress when we get it.

Buick’s Naming Crap Continues to Confound

Last you heard of Buick, they were prohibiting the use of the word wagon when mentioning their new Regal TourX, insisting it was a crossover. Well, starting next year, they will begin forcing drivers of all their new vehicles to insist that their car is indeed a Buick when asked by incredulous friends as happens all the time because their commercials are so reflective of real life. That’s because Buick is removing the “Buick” lettering from the back of its vehicles in the same way that BMW and Mercedes-Benz don’t actually say “BMW” and “Mercedes-Benz” on the back because people just know what the propeller circle and tri-star signify. Buick has the audacity to think that buyers most definitely know that the tri-shield badge means that a vehicle is the Buick. And while, sure, loyal listeners of my show may know that, I think it’s a bit presumptuous to suggest everyone does. But you know, good luck to Buick, who sold 4.5% fewer cars in America in 2017 than they did in 2016, which is also half the number of vehicles they sold in 2002. You’re probably doing just fine.

Elsa Lets the Boston Police Go

Video from Time

In South Boston this week, for the first time in, well, a week, the city got 16 inches of snow, which trapped a Boston Police van. Normally this type of story wouldn’t make the news, but the van was freed by none other than Elsa from Disney’s Frozen. A man dressed as the ice princess approached the beached van and asked the drivers if they wanted to build a snow ramp. She dutifully guided them as they rocked the van out of its spot and pushed until the vehicle was clear of the snow and then let it go. Turns out the cold never bothered her anyway. And that’s enough Frozen jokes.

New Cars

Baby Bronco and Mustang GT500

Ford made a big splash this week, announcing plans to refresh 75% of its lineup by 2020, which is good because, honestly, it needs the help. Where’s it making the biggest investment? Predictably, in vehicles that sell like hotcakes, namely SUVs, where the brand’s existing models are pretty long in the tooth. But we’re not just talking about the Escape, Edge and Explorer, all of which will get new versions, which include ST trim models that up the performance factor a bit. We already knew a new Bronco is coming and, although we haven’t seen it yet, Ford announced that they would have a smaller off-road-focused SUV that would be coming out to slot in below the revival of the bucking horse truck. We don’t really have any details on it, but the speculation is that it’ll give the Wrangler a run for its money in performance if maybe not in the customization sector. They also teased a photo of the new Shelby Mustang GT500, which can obviously only be a good thing. As we see automakers continue to churn out compact crossovers, it’s honestly great to see Ford say, “Yeah, but how about a Wrangler alternative and an even faster Mustang?” The market may not be demanding the most exciting vehicles, but at least automakers still have some people working there that want to inject the fun into cars to satisfy those of us in the so-called niche markets.

Audis for Everybody

If you like Audis, then screw the year of the truck, this is the year of the four rings for you. The company shared this week that they expect sales and deliveries of new cars to be pretty poor this year because they’re basically going to spend the entire next eight and a half months dropping new cars on us. They say there will be over 20 redesigned and new models launched this year, including the launch of several all electric models like the E-Tron crossover and E-Tron GT, a sedan. There will also be redesigned versions of most of the rest of Audi’s lineup, and the rate of unveiling means we’ll see a new car from them just about every three weeks, which is crazy ridiculous! But then again, when you think about Audi’s styling and realize they just stick an existing car in a copier and change the magnification level and hit “print,” maybe it’s not that outrageous to have so many cars coming out at once. Especially when Audi apparently achieved a billion Euro cost reduction last year by reducing research & development. Be prepared for a new generation of, “Oh, that’s a nice A-6. Er, A-4? Ach S-8!”

VW is S.O.L with New Names

Meanwhile at parent company Volkswagen, the Germans apparently had to come up with a new name for the electric vehicle brand they are preparing to launch in China with partner company JAC because they were not allowed to use the Chinese name for SEAT. Instead, they have chosen SOL, in all caps, which of course is Spanish for “sun,” conjuring images of a bright, shiny all electric future. Or, if you’re the type of person who uses acronyms, the capital letters S-O-L means “Shit Outta Luck,” which is just as well because the first car of the joint venture is a re-badged JAC vehicle that boosts just 114 horsepower and a top speed of 80 miles per hour. So, sorry, China, if you were hoping for a better electric vehicle to come from the partnership. I guess you’re, well, you know.

Lexus RC Black

It’s been at least a few weeks since our last black edition of any car, so we were about due for one. This time it’s Lexus, who is creating only 650 versions of their RC F Sport Black Line. The trick is, it’s not actually a trim available for the RC F. Just the RC 300 and 350. So not the V-8, just the V-6 and I-4 models, which, to me, causes it to lose a bit of the sinister element to it. What’s the Black Line version get you? More black. Just like in every black version of any car. Can this trend stop now?

Also from Lexus, they are launching the Sport Yacht concept, which is not a tongue-in-cheek concept car that plays on large sedans being referred to as land yachts. It is actually a yacht. It started as a fun concept from Toyota Marine Division, a 42-foot ship that features two Lexus 5-liter V-8 engines cranking out 885 horsepower and an almighty sound. The concept was never intended for production apparently, but after being handed the “Boat of the Year” award at the Japan International Boat Show, Toyota has had a sit down and think and decided that, yes, it would like to make more money from rich people and will actually build the boat and offer it for sale worldwide. Not just that, but they’re planning on a 65-foot version that can entertain up to 15 guests, because rich people love offering people a ride in their Lexus only to pull up in their Maserati and say, “Ha, silly, my Lexus is docked!”

Hyundai Kite Concept

Hyundai is also going nautical with their Kite concept, which debuted at the Geneva show two weeks ago but didn’t quite make it into my rap-up. It’s a sort of light weight dune buggy thing that was designed by 15 students as part of their Master in Transportation Design program at the Instituto Europeo di Design. The wild thing is, it can be transformed into a single seat jet ski, and who doesn’t want that! Granted, the utility of this thing is somewhat questionable. A dune buggy isn’t exactly practical for a daily commute and the number of times I have been flying over dunes only to arrive at a sudden ocean or lake and wished I could suddenly have a jet ski are relatively few. But you have to celebrate thinking outside the box, and this is most definitely that.

Honda Mean Mower Mk.2

Honda, it seems, is getting tired of being asked when they’re going to bring back the S2000 or some other affordable sports car now that their NSX has pushed decidedly upmarket. Instead of replying simply “never,” they’ve resorted to the tried and true internet tradition of trolling their fans. Instead of coming out with a fun sports car with 189 horsepower that will hit 134 miles per hour, Honda this week unveiled the Mean Mower Mk.2, a riding lawn mower with the engine from one of their 1,000 CC Fireblade motorbikes because why make a fun car when you can make a fun lawnmower instead? This isn’t the first time Honda has done this, having put a V-twin from a previous Fireblade into an older riding mower and achieving some impressive numbers. This second generation takes it up a notch, just as it takes up the trolling. Honda knows how to have fun. They’re just not going to go out of their way to help us have any. But hey, keep having your engineers work on pointless shit, Honda. And maybe give your designers the day off so we can have a Civic that doesn’t look like an origami spaceship.

Obituaries

Lincoln Continental

R.I.P

We heard some rumors last week that Ford is planning on canceling the Lincoln Continental after just one new generation of the car they allegedly spent $1 billion to resurrect, which seems like a ridiculous waste of money. That said, last year, they barely sold 12,000 examples, which pales in comparison to the 52,000 Mercedes-Benz E-classes or the nearly 41,000 BMW 5-Series cars of similar size and fanciness that were sold last year. When it debuted, the Continental was mocked for being a knock-off Bentley in its styling, but I guess not that many people are interested in driving Bentley knock-offs? This hasn’t been confirmed yet, but with sales that low and sales of sedans in general tanking like the Miami Marlins, it’s a safe bet that Ford might want to cut its losses. 

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Crooks Galore!

Dumb criminals are everywhere. How did they get everywhere? Mostly by driving, and apparently mostly by driving cars they’ve stolen! As I noted a few weeks ago, as the cost of car parts rises, so do the number of vehicle thefts. 

In Florida last week, three teens, two 17 and one 16, were apprehended after stealing a massive 46 vehicles over the course of a few weeks across three cities in the nation’s penis. They were finally caught after failing to steal a Jag SUV from someone’s garage while they were home. They quickly moved on to try to steal a Porsche Cayenne and BMW 5 series at two separate locations before fleeing police on foot, running, apparently, into the everglades, which seems like an invitation to be gator dinner. A police chopper found them and allowed officers to catch up on foot. Many of the nearly 50 cars they’re linked to have stolen were high end vehicles, so it seems they’re not without taste, just sense and good judgment.

A little further north in Hartford, Connecticut, 25 year-old Jonathan Rivera, who dutifully showed up for his court date to address charges of first-degree larceny and tampering with a motor vehicle. In laymen’s terms, he was arrested for stealing a car and was in court to face his crime. Unfortunately for Johnny here, police were wandering around the parking lot, scanning license plates and discovered that plates on one car came back as having been reported stolen. So police waited in the lot to see who came out to drive the vehicle away and guess who it was? Yes, dear Jonathan, who was arrested again for the same crime. Maybe he was counting on police figuring that nobody would be stupid enough to drive a stolen car to court. Well, police, Jonathan accepts your challenge.

Meanwhile back here in the Midwest, Detroit police are on the lookout for two white cargo vans that were stolen from a dry cleaner’s. Sitting in the parking lot of Perfect Cleaners, the vans were apparently too inviting for some crims to pass up. What they did choose to pass up though, were the contents of the vans, namely dozens of police and firefighter uniforms from Detroit municipalities. Authorities found the uniforms dumped elsewhere in the city. While I’m certain no surveillance footage of this exists, I just would’ve loved to see the expression on the face of the perps when they discovered that their super special score was actually one of the worst things they could be caught with, short of plutonium or a tiger.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Headlines for the Week of March 5th, 2018

The Year of the ...Truck?

After a wild Detroit Auto Show when all three big American brands showed off their fancy, shiny new pickups, and on the heels of a market clamoring for bigger, butcher, gas-guzzlier vehicles, 2018 was decreed the year of the truck. So how are we looking two months in? Like maybe declaring what year this was in January was a little premature. Pickup sales were down a whopping 15% in February over 2017, which itself was not a great year for motor vehicle sales. Analysts are chalking it up to a “continued softening of the market,” which is a polite way of saying nobody is really buying cars right now. I think the best way to drive sales though, is to probably start accusing buyers of softening the market, to which all the super insecure guys will probably respond “No, you're a soft market! I'm hard all the time. Gimme that truck!"

Detroit Auto Show to Move to Fall

Speaking of the Detroit Auto Show, it usually kicks off the year every January, a time where it has to compete for attention with the Consumer Electronics Show, which is increasingly a car show as cars are increasingly consumer electronics. The idea has apparently been presented to move the North American International Auto Show in Detroit to October, when there’s less competition and the weather isn’t so shitty in Michigan and carmakers can do some things outside of Cobo Hall. The problem is, the show takes a whopping three months to set up, and there are events in the hall during those months, so the show would have to scale back on the extravagance or find another time altogether. Given that automakers have started sitting out some shows, and many didn’t come or brought a reduced presence to Detroit this year, not to mention the political pressure a trade war might bring, moving might not be the answer to the Detroit Show’s problems. 

Michigan Forgives Where Illinois Doesn’t

Also in Michigan, the state has forgiven $637 million in fees owed by drivers so the people in debt can get their licenses back. Those extra fees were a part of a scheme from the governor in 2003 to plug a budget hole by tacking on extra fees for traffic tickets committed by people with more than 7 points on their licenses. Of course, it’s not good to get any points, and perhaps if you’re such a bad driver that you rack up so many citations that your license gets revoked, maybe you shouldn’t get it back. But your tickets shouldn’t drive you into poverty such that you can’t afford to get it back. There are some stipulations regarding who can get their licenses back when, but most of the fees are being waived as long as drivers do it quickly. How many people are we talking? About 300,000 people have had their licenses suspended because of unpaid fees. That’s about half the population of the city of Detroit. To their credit, Michigan saw the error of their ways, unlike Illinois, but I can’t imagine I’d be too happy with them if I’ve had my license suspended for the past 15 freaking years, forgiveness or not.

Tesla Fined for Pollution

Tesla, makers of the clean-running, no carbon emissions electric cars for rich people, have been fined for air pollution. Specifically related to the excess nitrogen oxide pollution from the company’s Fremont manufacturing facility, not from the vehicles themselves. Tesla says the emissions were the result of some malfunctioning equipment that has since been resolved, but nevertheless, they have settled the case with California, part of which entails the installation of solar panels on the roof to further drive down the facility’s dependence on fossil fuels. As far as fines go, $140K and a promise to be more energy independent are getting off pretty easy.

Goodyear’s Green Tires

Goodyear is also getting in on the green bandwagon and has unveiled some new tires that are truly ridiculous and have no hope of ever seeing production, but are a neat idea and interesting to look at nonetheless. Basically, it’s an airless tire, which we’ve seen many concepts of previously, made of recycled tires, that features a healthy moss growing between its rigid rubber structures. The moss takes carbon dioxide and generates oxygen from it, and the moss is fed water by the tire, which soaks up some moisture and routes it to the plant. They said it could take as much as 4,000 tons of carbon dioxide out of the air and add as much as 3,000 tons of oxygen. That is, if everyone in a city the size of Paris wanted to drive around with fuzzy green wheels on our cars, which I’m not entirely against! Goodyear also showed off some new tires specifically designed for EVs since apparently traditional tires wear out 30% faster on electric vehicles because of both the weight and force of instant torque just shredding rubber. The new design has a bigger contact patch with the road for more grip and also generates less noise, which is great because EVs are already so quiet, tires do tend to be the loudest thing on them apart from wind, which I doubt Goodyear can do much about. These will be on the road in Europe next year, and they feature a light baby blue paint because that somehow became the official color of hybrids and efficiency.

Ride Hailing Wages In Dispute

A study released by MIT’s Center for Energy and Environmental Policy Research or, as nobody calls it, CEEPR, compared a survey of 1,100 drivers for Uber and Lyft with what they called “detailed vehicle cost information” and found that the median profit for drivers came out to around $3.37 per hour before taxes. It said that as many as 74% of drivers are earning less than the minimum wage their states mandated, all of which means that most people driving for these ride hailing services would be living in poverty. Uber and Lyft were quick to dismiss the study as using shoddy and/or inconsistent data and much of it was self-reported by drivers, who are incentivized to paint a bleak picture of their earnings so the companies will raise their pay rate. The disputes were so strong that one of the paper’s lead authors actually came out and said that he agreed that some of the information could be misleading and that they’d rerun the numbers to try to improve the validity of the study. Either way, ride hailing drivers probably don’t make too much money and MIT students probably don’t have enough oversight in their research.

Audi Debuts (Not Terrible) Flying Car Concept

Flying cars. We’ve all been here before, but Audi has partnered with Airbus and Italdesign to unveil a concept that’s actually not too incredibly terrible. Instead of the tried and dumb design of a car-and-plane-in-one package that is what we commonly think of as a flying car, the Pop.Up Next concept utilizes a three-part system comprised of a passenger pod, a skateboard-like road-going electric vehicle platform that the pod can sit on, and an eight-rotor quad copter-like flying unit that the pod can hang from. The concept video, which looks really neat, shows that Audi knows that only super duper rich white people are going to use this thing, and it’s designed as a sort of taxicab supplement, where you can hop in a pod with the flying unit attached once you get out of your first class or chartered flight, then fly across the city to a lot where the skateboard-EV units are located and the flying unit will land your pod on the wheeled vehicle, sending you on your way to your final destination while the flying pod autonomously flies back to the airport or to a charging station somewhere.

As far as flying car concepts go, this is one of the most well thought out versions, but there are just so many hurdles to get over before these things can ever actually be realized. But the fact that these are fully autonomous gives this a leg up because then you don’t have to license drivers as private pilots, which, given the skill level of most drivers, always seemed like a long shot.

Anything Audi Does Dutch Can Do Better

The Dutch have come along and laughed at Audi’s pitiful attempt at a complicated-ass flying car and said, “No, you krauts, this is how we will get all the rich white peoples' money!” And they tore the cover off the Pal-V Liberty, which is also a flying car, but one of those car-and-plane-in-one package. Except it’s more of a car and a gyro copter, which permits a shorter take-off and landing, which is handy since I don’t think many people have their own runway. What’s different about this is that they say it’s fully road- and air-legal and can be purchased right now, making it what they call the world’s first production flying car. How much does the exclusivity of owning such a thing run? Well, their cheapest bargain basement Liberty Sport model, which comes with flying lessons since a pilot’s license is required, starts at just $368,000, or the price of a really quite nice, large Midwestern home. But can your home fly at 112 miles per hour and get 31 miles per gallon? I didn’t think so. Peasant. 

Renault’s EZ-Go Needs Customers to EZ-Come

Renault, meanwhile, is keeping its autonomous taxi plans completely grounded, but has also unveiled a pretty interesting concept called the EZ-GO. It’s all-electric and features level 4 autonomy as well as an interior that is basically just some benches and a lot of windows. It opens in a sort of clam shell way that would probably be terrible in rain but at least looks neat, and has a flat loading floor to haul wheelchair-bound passengers, which is a nice touch. They foresee this as a solution to ride sharing and ride hailing that cuts out the driver and use of a personal vehicle, which is to say a shared taxi, and are hoping to have operational prototypes on the road in the next four years. Parent company Nissan also owns a stake in a media company, which just so happens to be interested in providing content for passengers to view while riding in the EZ-GO. There were no suggestions on how much rides might cost, but if I’m a captive audience being forced to watch some commercials during my ride, it better be cheap or free.

Mercedes Puts Real Projectors in Your Projectors

Another neat concept shown at the Geneva Motor Show this week was Mercedes’ new projector headlight system. Now, projector headlights have been around for a long time. They use parabolic glass or plastic to project the output of your headlights further. But this is a bit different. Called the “million-pixel” headlight, these will actually project images onto the road ahead of you, warning of upcoming peril, or providing driving tips, or doing neat things like displaying the dimensions of your car to see if you’ll be able to fit in a parallel parking spot (in which, of course, the car will park for you). It can also detect faces and windshields and automatically dim pixels to not blind pedestrians or other drivers, which is a fantastic feature for all the old-ass Mercedes owners who constantly drive around with their brights on. I don’t think it will help them turn off their turn signals or stop mistaking the gas for the brake though. 

Pre-Production Honda CB750 Sets Record

Photo from AutoWeek

In motorcycle news, the Honda CB750 is one of the best selling motorcycles of all time. Well, that’s not the news, actually. It’s old news because they haven’t made the CB750 for decades. But when it came out, it was one of the first bikes to use a four cylinder motor and was pretty powerful. In fact, it’s referred to as the first Universal Japanese Motorcycle, which is sort of a term that covers a bunch of similar Japanese bikes to have similar specs and come out in the 70s and 80s. But the CB750 was the first, and at auction this week, a pre-production model from 1968 built for promotional purposes, and one of two produced prior to the model’s actual release, sold for a record of nearly $264,000. These bikes are so ubiquitous that you can head to craigslist right now and find one for around a grand, so why the markup? There’s exclusivity in being one of the first of the first of a kind.

Elon Set to Make ELOT of Money

Photo from Elon Musk's Instagram

Elon Musk has maintained that he won’t take a salary from Tesla Motors as they ramp up production and start fulfilling the 500,000 reservations for their Model 3, but two of Tesla’s largest shareholders are much more generous to the CEO than he is to himself. They have proposed a vote on a compensation package valued at $2.6 billion, which represents about 5% of Tesla’s market valuation, which some have accurately called ludicrously high. They apparently see it as a showing of support for the guy who has, in their terms, produced some pretty incredible things for the company so far, and they’re not entirely wrong. What he has also done is consistently over-promise and under-deliver while allowing some shady business practices to go unchecked and discourage unionization to protect the workers affected by the shadiness. And here I thought the secret to getting rich was under-promising and over-delivering. Turns out I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life. 

Saudi Sells Billionaire’s Blingy Rides

My house is a nice house, but it only has a two car garage, which is still more garage than many people have, but I think a prerequisite for a next house would be space for a third car. I, however, am not a Saudi billionaire, and it’s a good thing, because my garage space would not remotely be enough to accommodate the car collections of these guys. I’m speaking specifically about Maan al-Senea, who is being detained right now due to debts owed by his company, appropriately called the Saad Group. He owes as much as $16 billion to creditors and in order to pay off some of his debt, the government of Saudi Arabia is selling some of his cars. How far will that go? Well, considering he and his company have 923 vehicles licensed to them, it turns out the sales can go pretty far! I honestly don’t know how you store almost a thousand cars. But I’d sure as hell like to give it a try someday. But, you know, without the billions in debt.

New Cars

Chevy Bolt Rear Seat Delete

I drive a hatchback, which I occasionally use to haul work-related things, and it’s great because I can just fold the back seat down and throw in all my camera gear or whatever I’m toting with me on any given day. Hatchbacks are great for this, but I don’t think I’d ever really consider using one as a commercial hauling vehicle, but Chevy has decided that some people do actually think that’s a good idea, and that the best way to accomplish this is to take their all-electric Chevy Bolt and throw out its back seat, giving you plenty of space to store...whatever it is you have to take to your job site. I should caveat this by saying that you won’t actually be able to order a Chevy Bolt Rear Seat Delete (as they’re calling the package) because it’s restricted to government or fleet orders and is available as a $350 add-on. Which, when you think about it makes sense, because only the government would find it rational to pay hundreds of dollars more to get less of something.

Mahindra Roxor

If you haven’t heard of Mahindra, I don’t blame you. They’re an Indian automobile manufacturer who produces quite a few vehicles, just none of which come to the States. They’ve also had a license to produce replicas of the old Willy's Jeep for some time, and now, for the first time, they’re going to start releasing those replicas for sale in the US, and they’ll be made in Michigan! Mechanically, they are extremely similar to the old CJ-model Jeeps (before it was called the Wrangler), but it uses a unique power plant; a small diesel and manual transmission. Unfortunately, safety standards have advanced a tad since the 1940s, so while these are remarkably similar to the old models, they are most definitely not road legal. So if you’re in the market for a fun trail vehicle or a little utility all-terrain vehicle like the Polaris Ranger but want some vintage style, this thing is for you. Oh, and it’s also $15,000 so you could buy one or just buy a used Wrangler for less money and be able to drive it on the road. Your choice.

Obituaries

Volkswagen Beetle

We learned this week that the plucky Volkswagen Beetle will be discontinued after the current generation, though we don’t know when that will be. As all Volkswagens start to move over to the fabulous MQB platform, the Beetle doesn’t really fit and, as Research & Development boss Frank Welsch said, there’s only so many times you can have a “new new new new Beetle.” As it leaves, the new I.D. Buzz, the retro-futuristic electric minibus will be taking its place as the nostalgic vehicle in the VW lineup, albeit with a decidedly modern flair and probably no vase for flowers tucked into the dash.

Also last week was the Geneva Motor Show in Switzerland, and I’ve talked in the last few weeks about how so many cars had been unveiled online before appearing at the actual show. It really kind of took the wind out of the sails for the whole thing, and I wasn’t expecting to have a whole lot of new material for my usual Rap-up. So instead, in last week's podcast, I put together a little diddy that sort of expresses how I feel about this year’s event. If you haven't listened already, check it out!

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

In Trade Wars, Everyone Loses

Now, I try not to get to political because my podcast is about cars and not ideologies, but the truth is the automotive industry is heavily affected by the actions of politicians, so every once in a while, those actions are worth exploring if only to evaluate their impact on our favorite past times; cars and driving.

The policies in play this week are all about import tariffs, taxes placed on things made outside the United States for the simple fact that they were not made in the United States. Last week it was steel and aluminum, both of which are critical components in cars and which are rarely made in the United States anymore. China, specifically, is one of the world’s leading exporters of steel and and the theory is that, by imposing a tariff on Chinese steel, companies would rather purchase steel from US steel plants because it’s cheaper, thereby creating jobs in the steel manufacturing sector and leading us all to live happier, more fulfilling lives knowing that we provided people with some work.

The problem with that theory is, companies that use steel don’t exist to create jobs or give everyone a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. Unless that company is Chipotle, companies exist to make money and they will fight tooth and nail for every profit margin possible. That means that, when something costs more to make, they will charge consumers more to buy it, leading to price inflation and a lower quality of life because people have less money after spending it all on whatever they are buying with steel or aluminum in it. Like, for instance beer cans or my beloved Diet Coke.

This week, the conversation turned from raw materials to completed cars, when Trump proposed implementing a tariff on European vehicles, claiming that the US had been treated very unfairly by the European Union. The EU responded by saying they would tax Harley-Davidsons if such tariffs were applied to their vehicles. And let’s be honest, people are not going to go buy a Cadillac instead of a Mercedes just because a 10% import tariff has been applied, they’re just going to pay more for the Mercedes and hate the government.

The apparent issue at the core of this is that Trump thinks that, because the US has a trade deficit, that means that everything is all wrong and we’re losing and everyone else is winning and we need to be the ones winning, when that simply isn’t the case.

Here’s a quick explanation of the trade deficit; I go into Chipotle and I get steak tacos, I have a trade deficit with Chipotle and I have to pay them for the product I received. This is partially because it’s more expensive to go buy the ingredients myself, but also because I am lazy and by having Chipotle do the hard work for me, my quality of life is higher.

And that’s what it boils down to: quality of life. The primary argument for implementing tariffs and reversing the trade deficit is to create jobs, but that effort is doomed to fail because we have things like the minimum wage here, and health and safety rules that make the production of goods more expensive than they can be produced in China or most countries in southeast Asia, where there is little to no worker protection. And why have those regulations in place that guarantee a certain hourly wage and working conditions that aren’t likely to wind up in employees dying? Because we want a higher quality of life. Part of the price we pay for that is a trade deficit, where we consume more than we create, product-wise. What we also get are cheaper goods, access to more and varied items and low inflation.

And now we’re at a point when our chief executive is calling for a trade war that he insists is good and will be easy to win. What we’ll get with a trade war is more expensive raw materials, more expensive products, access to fewer items, higher inflation, higher debt from greater spending on more expensive items and the accompanying high inflation, which will likely increase personal bankruptcies and lead to actually fewer jobs than it will create because we can never truly compete with our trading partners in some sectors. Especially after we learned this week that Americans owe more than $1 trillion in car loans, and we’re borrowing record amounts of money to buy cars, often at deep subprime interest rates, we simply cannot contemplate policies that will only cause us to plunge deeper into personal debt. There’s no such thing as a good trade war, and there are no winners. In a trade war, everyone loses, including us petrol heads.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Headlines for the Week of February 26th, 2018

Time to Flee Chicago

An investigation from ProPublica and Mother Jones this week revealed that the city of Chicago has been bankrupting its citizens through aggressive efforts to collect on parking fines. And it’s not just a few isolated cases. They found around a more than 10,000 Chapter 13 bankruptcies that included debts to the city which were usually for unpaid tickets in amounts averaging $3,900. Tickets totaled about 7 % of the city’s total operating budget, around $264 million in 2016. Chicago loves to make parking difficult. For residential streets, they require you purchase a city sticker. Where you can find a parking spot, sometimes there will be neighborhood stickers too, further restricting spots. If you don’t have a city sticker, bam. $200 fine, and it’s not like they won’t give you a ticket because you have already received one. Unpaid tickets can result in garnishment of tax refunds, impounds, license suspensions and more. So while they can’t imprison you for debt, they basically make it impossible for you to travel, which makes it awfully hard to hold down a job to pay off fines.

There are many caveats to this, of course. You should obey the law and pay for parking and park legally, and in Chicago especially, having a car sucks because of the winter and it’s generally pretty easy to get around with the L and Metra, but they don’t go everywhere. So while it’s not impossible to avoid getting trapped in this cyclical debt loop with the city, it’s pretty hard to get out of once you’re in it. That’s where bankruptcy comes in, which is sometimes the only choice even when it wrecks your credit score. Chicago has been one of the only major metropolitan areas to lose population recently and one can’t help but wonder if it’s policies like this that place the city’s budget over the wellbeing of its people that is driving the exodus.

Geely Owner Buys into Daimler

This week Li Shufu, Chairman of Chinese automaker Geely, spent 7.3 billion Euro on Daimler stock, making him the largest single shareholder in the company who rejected advances from him previously. He now owns almost 10% of the company after initially asking for only five and has signaled his intention to stick with that amount for the time being, which sounds like a threat if he’s not taken seriously. China has been one of the strongest markets for German vehicles in the last decade and vehicles from Audi, BMW, Mercedes and others are frequently copied by Chinese manufacturers looking to cash in on their popular style. The Germans don’t need help selling their cars in China, and Daimler already has partnerships formed with BAIC Motor and BYD to develop electric vehicles under the Denza brand name, so it makes sense why Daimler wouldn’t want anything to do with Li or Geely. What it is Li is hoping to get from his hostile purchase of Daimler stock is still unclear, especially after it was reported that he had kicked the tires at Fiat Chrysler before going after Daimler stock. The companies are very, very different, so perhaps it’s just an effort to exert a greater control on overseas automotive players. Sort of the business equivalent of building sand islands in the South China Sea to claim more territory.

BMW to Build Mini-E in China

Speaking of China, they’re way out ahead of the rest of the world in terms of electric vehicle adoption and automakers the world over are seeing the advantage of working with Chinese companies who have developed expertise in this space. One such company is BMW, who has partnered with Chinese company Brilliance to produce the forthcoming electric Mini. Apparently this will be the first mini vehicle ever produced outside of England even though Mini has been owned, operated and designed by Germans since 2001. For some reason, some Mini electric vehicles will also be produced in England, but they will be different than the ones made in China. Given the strong history of both countries producing unreliable crap, this is sort of like a choose your own painful automotive adventure scenario. 

UPS Expands Electric Fleet

Meanwhile, UPS is keeping Brown close to town. Er, home. Hometown. They’re getting some electric vehicles from the U.S. Specifically from Workhorse, who we’ve mentioned a few times here for their electric pickup truck. Apparently they’ve been working with UPS for about four years on the development of a class 5 delivery truck, whatever class 5 means, but UPS want more of them and have placed an order for 50. They’ll use these vehicles as a technology testbed with the aim of purchasing more next year. Of course the range of these trucks won’t be as good as on their gas-powered counterparts, especially when hauling heavy loads, UPS said that, just like their skimpy shorts, they’re okay covering less ground than is appropriate.

Ferrari Keeps on Rolling (Back Odometers)

Some disturbing news for all of you looking at the used Ferrari market this week when it was revealed that Ferrari corporate openly allowed dealerships to manipulate odometer readings, rolling back mileage to zero to inflate the value of their vehicles for sale. It’s not clear if they could roll back mileage to an arbitrary number, since a car with 50,000 miles on it will show some signs of wear and the odometer reading zero miles would smell awfully fishy. There’s also a statement from Ferrari that this could only be conducted on cars with fewer than 311 miles or 500 kilometers, which seems like it was intended to be used to wipe off delivery miles so new cars could be handed over to customers with a big old goose egg on the dash. How many times they could be reset though, could be meaningful. And the fact that, in order to use the tool, dealerships were required to receive authorization from Ferrari HQ is most definitely meaningful because it means they’re at least complicit in violating US federal and state laws against odometer manipulation. Ultimately, I don’t think this is going to result in any substantial change in the used Ferrari market since its application was apparently so limited, but it’s just sketchy as hell that such a function existed anyway. It’s pretty strange to me that Ferrari makes cars where you can change the odometer willy-nilly, but you can’t even stop it catching fire because they used cheap glue. Italian priorities...

Metal Market Manipulation Means More Migraines

Back here at home, Donald Trump has announced that he will be applying a 25% tariff to foreign steel and a 10% tariff to aluminum, apparently to prop up U.S. metal manufacturers. This is, of course, shortsighted and idiotic because lots of things use metals as components including, importantly, motor vehicles. So by making parts more expensive to come into the country, that incentivizes companies to produce their cars elsewhere and then import them, costing the U.S. vehicle manufacturing jobs. It will also result in higher vehicle prices during a time when vehicle sales are down, costing dealerships salespeople jobs. It could also kick off a trade war with China, the world’s largest steel manufacturer, who could impose tariffs on American goods in response, costing jobs in other sectors like farming. While the tariffs haven’t been implemented yet, the announcement alone took the stock market down 500 points because real businesspeople have the common sense to understand how supply chains work and appreciate the consequences of such actions. Hopefully this is a warning sign enough to scare Trump away from actually implementing the tax.

Ford’s Dumb Advertising Record

Visitors to Madrid, Spain may have noticed the iconic España Building looking a little different due to a truly massive Ford advertisement recently. Showing off the new EcoSport compact crossover, it is actually the Guinness World Record holder for largest billboard. I know an audio medium is not an ideal venue to discuss the scale of a visual advertisement, but consider it’s the size of 20 tennis courts and you sort of have a mental picture of how huge and unnecessary it is. If you’re thinking it’s ironic that they’d use such a wasteful display to promote the EcoSport, Ford says that when the ad campaign is complete, it will be donated to the Apascovi Foundation employment center for people with disabilities, where the materials used in its construction will be repurposed somehow.

Toyota to Build Mini-Nurburgring

The Nurburgring in Germany is widely considered the best place to test the limits of a car thanks to its long and varied course. That’s why it’s so popular to try to set new records there - automakers think of it as a measure of a car’s ability to cope with the most demanding conditions a car can face while driving as fast as possible. But for Japanese companies, Germany is half a world away, so getting cars there for comprehensive testing can be a huge pain in the ass. So as Toyota got to work on a new research and development center back home in Japan, they have decided to dedicate two square miles to the creation of a mini-Nurburgring. It’s just 3.3 miles but will feature many of the most demanding turns and elements of the famous German track. Fortunately, since this will be owned by Toyota, I don’t think it’ll experience the same ridiculous lap time contests, saving journalists the world over from having to roll our eyes when some new company claims to be the fastest ever around it.

Uber Rider Blacks Out, Finds Himself Home (300 miles away)

Another week, another crazy Uber story, but fortunately this was in no way the company’s fault. A man visiting friends at West Virginia University got hammered and, like a responsible college kid, called himself an Uber to get back home. Problem is, he lives in New Jersey and the driver, a well-meaning chap with a ridiculously comfortable Toyota Sienna, obliged for the 300 mile journey across three states to return him home when he blacked out in the back seat. The cost of this monumental cock-up? $1,635 and one rich Uber driver’s whole night. Even worse, the guy accidentally ordered an Uber XL instead of just an X, so he paid $700 more than he even could have if his drunk ass had been able to press buttons right. At least he didn’t drive, but maybe there is such a thing as too drunk to Uber.

Stink Bugs Create Rotten Situation for Kiwis

New Zealand residents waiting for new cars from Japan have been forced to wait a bit longer due to a severe infestation of stink bugs on container ships from Japan. New Zealand has a fragile ecosystem to which stink bugs could potentially do severe damage, so three container ships hauling approximately 10,000 new and used vehicles from Japan have been made to sit off the coast of the country until they can be cleaned out. A further 8,000 are sitting at the dock in Japan waiting for transport. New processes will be put into place after this fiasco to ensure cars are cleaned prior to shipment, but there’s still no word on when those ships will be cleaned up and vehicles delivered. Suddenly my house’s infestation doesn’t seem so dire.

Clever Man Pays, Steals with Own Tools

Here in the Midwest, police across several states are looking for a man who has been stealing thousands of dollars from automated car washes in Ohio and Indiana. This guy rolls up to an automated wash, inserts a laminated $20 bill attached to some fishing wire, yanks out the bill and cancels the sale on the wash machine, which spits out money in the amount he paid. At one station in Indiana, he was able to complete the task 35 times, netting him $700 just at one location. He’s apparently done this several times at different locations in different states and has yet to be caught, despite his face being visible to cameras on the machines. And we’re not talking about some criminal hacker mastermind, we’re talking about a clever guy with a laminator and fishing line. I had no idea car washes were so easy to game or held $700 worth of cash in them at one time! Kudos to this guy, but also not because, you know, criminal.

Naked Man Plays, Drives by Own Rules

In Kansas City this week, drivers along the 435 freeway that loops the city were treated to quite the show. Specifically, on display was a nude male riding a stolen bright yellow ATV into oncoming traffic. He refused to stop police and kept going for a while, managing to be filmed by several drivers which, let me tell you, makes for one hell of an animated gif. Police were eventually able to apprehend him and noted that no “dangerous instruments” were found on him, which seems like an especially harsh commentary on his personal endowment. Apparently the owner of the ATV called the police to report it stolen, at which point the 911 dispatcher started laughing and said “we know where your ATV is.” The owner may want to go ahead and purchase a new seat though.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

New Cars for the week of February 19th, 2018

Last week we saw several cars that are slated to “debut” in Geneva, ruining the surprise and sort of defeating the point of the motor show. Sure, outlets will still send their journalists to snap photos in person, but the press images distributed by the brands are already the best possible images you’re going to get of the new cars. What’s sort of ridiculous is that the show isn’t even this week but the week after! And most of these reveals aren’t coming from leaks, but rather seem to be planned PR measures by the brands. Maybe they figure they’ll be competing with other brands for the limelight at the actual show, so getting out there early is a good way to not get buried in a pile of more interesting cars? Maybe this is another sign that auto shows are waning in their popularity and influence and that future car launches will all happen in virtual reality. Who knows. In any case, here are your new cars.

SEAT’s Cupra Brand

It’s not often in this new car section that we get to talk about entirely new brands, but this week is special because of a design study leak and the following bean-spillage from Spain. SEAT, the company with the same name as something you sit on, but pronounced differently, has announced that they are spinning off Cupra, which was the name attached to the performance versions of their vehicles, into a completely stand-alone brand. Just like Mercedes has done with AMG and Volvo has done with Polestar, Cupra will now get their own models, as well as still creating performance versions of SEAT cars.

The announcement of the brand came with the new company’s first vehicle, the Cupra Ateca. Now, from a European performance brand, you’d expect their first vehicle to be a statement-maker – Something that says, “We’re here and we mean business, so watch out Honda Type R and Volkswagen GTI!” Instead, what we got was, “We’re here and we are heavily influenced by global market trends and intend to have solid sales instead of operating as a niche manufacturer catering to the desires of performance enthusiasts!” Needless to say, their first vehicle was a little underwhelming. As you might have guessed, it’s a compact crossover that looks aggressive, but isn’t really any faster than your neighbor's Toyota Highlander. It has 300 horsepower and all-wheel drive, which are cool and hits 60 in less than 5.5 seconds, which is quick, but not blistering. What’s more interesting is the design study of the Cupra Ibiza, a hot hatchback that SEAT has made for years and is apparently great to drive, though we don’t get it here in the States. So since we can’t get these and probably won’t see one unless we travel abroad, what’s the takeaway? Crossovers are ruining even the brands designed to be performance-oriented from the start.

Ferrari 488 Pista

Unlike Porsche, Ferrari doesn’t really do a whole lot of special editions of their vehicles, so when we get one, they tend to be pretty special. This was one of those special weeks because we were treated to details of the forthcoming 488 Pista, a track-focused version of the 488 GTB with 710 horsepower and 568 foot pounds of torque, delivering 62 miles per hour in just 2.85 seconds. This is also the first time I’ve seen a 0-60 time include hundredths of a second in its calculation, which is an illustration of just how ridiculous and excessive these cars are becoming. I don’t know about you, but if I drove one of those things, then sat in a McLaren 720S, which does the same run in 2.9 seconds, I would totally be like “oh yeah, you can definitely feel that the Pista is at least four hundredths of a second faster, but five?” The cars have virtually the same performance, so you can tell who Ferrari was benchmarking during testing, which should be pretty flattering for McLaren. Care to guess where this will debut? Yep, Geneva, where there will be no actual new cars.

Volvo V60

When I was test driving cars, the only vehicle to rival the GTI for my affection was the Volvo V60 T6 R-Design, which was attractive, fast, comfortable and handled well. It lost points for being expensive, heavy and having a dated interior, but it was a very strong contender. Now though, I’m really happy I didn’t buy it because there’s a new V60 coming soon and holy shit it is a beautiful, beautiful wagon. It cops the modern Volvo styling, complete with “Thor’s Hammer” headlights and sleek, sexy crisp curves and lines. The dated interior has been completely revised with a big central touchscreen and gigantic speakers you can see from the press photos and guy, we haven’t even gotten to the best part yet! The new V60 will be available with Volvo’s T8 powertrain, which pairs a twin turbo six cylinder engine with a plug-in hybrid system that develops 390 horsepower! Sure, this will be on some top of the line R-Design trim and will cost probably around $60k but not only does the wagon renaissance continue, the Hot Wagon market is heating up! While I’m in no hurry to replace the GTI, when the warranty runs out, there may be a few of these coming off lease and I might just be the first one in line.

Peugeot 508

Also revealed ahead of a formal unveiling in Geneva was the second generation Peugeot 508, which is the company’s flagship sedan. It’s super attractive, especially in the red color promoted in the photos distributed to media sources, and it’s been transitioned from a conventional sedan to a fastback, meaning the rear glass lifts with the trunk, which is a popular trend these days. The power trains aren’t likely to ignite any sort of passion for driving if you didn’t have it already, topping out at a 222 horsepower gasoline engine, but a plug-in hybrid version will be available after launch, which could tempt the more efficient-minded buyers. The interior is just as good looking as the exterior and it’s interesting to see the French company invest so much in the development of a really plush sedan, given the falling popularity of that vehicle style. The 508 isn’t slated to come to the US, but remember that all new Peugeots are designed to comply with American safety standards, so there’s a real possibility we could see it eventually.

Subaru Ascent

In significantly less exciting news, there’s a new big SUV from Subaru, who have been missing out on sales since the death of the Tribeca left them without a three-row crossover. Well that has been fixed with the new Ascent, which is a handsome-looking SUV that slots in above the Outback as Subaru’s largest and most expensive vehicle aside from the track-focused WRX STI Type RA, which is much more interesting. It’s about what you would expect from Subaru; all wheel drive is standard, as is their EyeSight safety package and it comes with Subaru’s turbocharged 2.4L boxer engine that puts out 260 horsepower through a super terrible CVT. I know this because I drove a Forester with that same combination and could not find an ounce of joy in that car. It’s also relatively under-powered compared to other vehicles in its class equipped with V6s, but at least it gets 27 miles per gallon, which is frugal. Subaru is aiming at the Toyota Highlander and Honda Pilot and hopes to even draw some customers away from the German brands, which I’m sure they can do if they find buyers who don’t care how their car looks or feels on the inside and place a greater emphasis on value for the money instead of driving experience. Honestly, I’m a Subaru fan, but they have done nothing to earn my affection recently.

Gold Cup S70

While China is on the cutting edge of electric vehicle technology, the country also has a reputation for appropriating the design of other vehicles. That rich tradition has continued this week with the Gold Cup S70, which is an odd bird. I say that because it has the beak that adorned most recent Acuras, but is a pickup truck that looks a lot like the current model Honda Ridgeline, so it wouldn’t be totally unreasonable to look at this and think, “Oh, Honda is making an Acura version of their pickup.” No, they’re not. But China is!

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Headlines for the Week of February 19th, 2018

#MeToo Finds its Way to Ford

This year has been incredible so far for the sheer volume of brave women coming forward to call out assault, harassment or inequality, not just across Hollywood but throughout other industries as well. This week the #MeToo movement found its way to Michigan where Raj Nair, executive vice president and North American president for Ford was booted after an anonymous complaint spurred an investigation which found he had committed some inappropriate behavior. Details are scarce, but Nair himself was quoted in Ford’s press release on the matter, saying that he regretted that there had been instances where he did not exhibit leadership behaviours consistent with Ford. Cars in general and the automotive industry is frequently regarded as a sort of old boys club, which has undoubtedly put upon many women undeserved treatment. While reactions to these sort of allegations have varied widely, from some politicians owning up and resigning to some flat-out denying accusations and calling women liars, it’s nice to see Ford taking the right path and committing to a higher standard of conduct than so many of our elected officials.

UberEats Customer Receives Food, Also Death

Photo by WJAX

Last week in Atlanta, an driver for UberEats, Uber’s food delivery service, shot and killed a customer after delivering his food. Ryan Thornton was shot multiple times by the driver, for whom police are still searching. Uber prohibits their drivers from carrying any kind of weapons, but without ever conducting inspections of its drivers, how could they possibly ever know if any driver was violating that policy? Realistically, this guy could’ve been working for any food delivery company, but since it’s Uber and they have a not-so-great record with safety already, it’s an easy target for criticism. I’m sure the company is cooperating with police because the last thing they need is for this to turn into a trend. We’ve had enough killing in this country lately.

Daimler Plays Ally, Fights Off Nazis

Few car companies have been around as long as Daimler, but the German company hasn’t always been on the right side of history. Mercedes-Benz, Daimler’s automotive brand, though named after an Austrian Jewish girl, Mercedes Jellinek, was Hitler’s favorite vehicle and used eastern European prisoners of war as forced labor during World War II. Perhaps this is why some Neo-Nazis have decided that Daimler is the perfect place to stage a right-wing uprising. At the company’s Untertuerkheim factory, Neo-Nazis have formed an alternative Union, Zentrum Automobil to try to spread propaganda and turn laborers to their cause. In the past 70 years or so, Daimler, as with the majority of the rest of Germany, has had some time to think on its role with the Nazis and wants nothing to do with the new right-wing movement and has stated its expectation that all employees will live tolerance in their daily work and act together with respect, openness, faith and fairness. All things Nazis aren’t historically known for being strong at.

When Safety Systems Bite Back

Generally speaking, cars should not be the headline in an article about a bicycle race, but that’s just what happened last week during the Abu Dhabi Tour. In bike races, there’s a lead car to ensure the path ahead is safe, and this car also sometimes provides a draft for lead cyclists to follow so they can eek out some more time at the head of the pack via reduced wind resistance. Well, the lead car in this race was a Mercedes-Benz E-Class equipped with the Pre-Safe Plus system, which applies the vehicle’s brakes when it senses an impending rear-end collision to stop the car hitting the vehicles in front of it. Unfortunately for cyclists, this system doesn’t distinguish between a potential vehicular impact and a cyclist trying to ride the bumper for some increased speed. The car thought the bikes were danger and hit the brakes without the driver’s input, causing cyclists to smash into the back of it, ultimately wiping out five riders, who you can bet have been in touch with their favorite attorneys regarding the matter.

Rolls-Royce Explores the Limits of Hyperbole

Speaking of cars you’d see in Abu Dhabi, Rolls Royce is coming out with a new one, and it’s an SUV called the Cullinan. We don’t have many details about it except the mention last week that it includes a rear Viewing Suite. Basically, what that means is, instead of sitting on the tailgate or rear bumper in your old Range Rover or Volvo, in your Cullinan, you will be treated to two rear-facing leather chairs separated by a small cocktail table, all of which deploy from the trunk at the touch of a button because manual labor is for peasants. From this “luxuriously comfortable viewing platform” as they call it, you are welcome to take in your children’s sporting events or the world’s most breathtaking vistas. Or, as it will probably most commonly be used, as a place to rest and enjoy some Grey Poupon while your driver removes the horse shit from your boots after your polo match.

Tesla Gets OTA Updates Right

Last week, I mentioned how a Chrysler over-the-air update to their UConnect system resulted in boot loop for a bunch of new car owners in the Northeast. Well, Tesla is looking into an OTA update of their own after a Model 3 owner’s recent crash experience. After hitting a parked car while going 60 MPH, the driver of a Model 3 wasn’t able to get his insurance information out of his glove box because it, along with almost every function of the car, is controlled through the big central touchscreen, which broke in the wreck. He tweeted about his experience and, ever the socially-engaged CEO, Elon Musk, responded that they would look into pushing out an update that automatically opens the glove box after the car comes to a stop following an accident. This is a neat feature, but one I can’t help but think could’ve been prevented by just having a simple manual release. So while it’s cool that such updates can fix problems instead of creating them, mark my words, there will be an anti-touchscreen revolution in automotive design. Consumers will demand it.

Formula 1 Debuts Don’t Go as Planned

The Formula 1 season is right around the corner and the teams have all been unveiling their cars this week to varying levels of interest. Mercedes probably made the most waves because they are once again expected to be the favorites after dominating so heavily last year. But in typical Australian style, Daniel Ricciardo came along and made some waves of his own by crashing on the car’s track debut. To his credit, it was pouring down rain, so conditions were poor and he was in an unfamiliar race car, so these things are bound to happen. Unfortunately, Red Bull Racing tweeted out a photo of the car with the caption “That new car feeling” just before the crash, which some might argue jinxed the car. I guess Ricciardo could use a little more feeling from it.

Smug Hybrid Owners to Pay Up in Maine

Gas taxes have been around just about as long as there has been gasoline and for good reason: the revenue allows states to invest in infrastructure improvements. And, in a country with a crumbling infrastructure, states sort of need all they can get to fix our roads and bridges. But with the adoption of hybrids, plug-ins, and electric vehicles, the gas taxes don’t get paid by everyone who uses the infrastructure, so several states have begun charging a supplemental registration fee to owners of hybrid or electric vehicle owners to bridge the funding gap. The latest such case is in Maine where electric vehicle owners would be charged $250 for the privilege of using a car that saves them money on gas and reduces their environmental impact. Hybrid owners will be charged $150 since they still have to fill up every once in a while. Proponents say this evens the playing field whereas environmentalists say this discourages transitioning to more environmentally-friendly vehicles, both of which are correct. But until people get on board with a mileage-based tax, Maine isn’t really left with any other options for reducing their infrastructure deficit. Just remember, hybrid owners, repairing a bent rim because of a pothole costs more than your annual registration fee.

Bad Traffic and Worse Drivers in SoCal

Capture from ABC 7 News

Traffic sucks, and traffic around LA really sucks. What sucks even more than being stuck in traffic is being stuck in the sand. While you wouldn’t think that’s a situation that happens all that often, consider Southern California, where last week traffic on the 10 freeway was so bad, drivers decided that it was a better idea to drive through a field of sand than to simply wait in the slow crawl on the highway to get to their destination. Turns out, driving in sand is tough and cars can get stuck like super easy! It even looks like the road to the sand trap had been barricaded and that drivers had moved the barricades to attempt the crossing. Fortunately a traffic chopper covering the back-up was able to capture some delightful footage of these ill-advised morons trying to frantically dig themselves out of the holes they spun for themselves while the traffic on the highway continues to move on slowly. At least for me, there are few things more satisfying than staying in the fast lane and passing someone who peeled out around me to try to find a faster path in the right lanes. Seeing some impatient jackhole trapped in sand? Yeah, that’s one of those more satisfying things.

Car Thefts Rise with Car Part Prices

Bad news for people who like to keep their cars; vehicle thefts rose by more than 4% in 2017 after rising 7.6% the prior year, and this follows along with the trend of car parts being more expensive. I know when I had to repair the front of my Mazda from a suicidal coyote, I couldn’t believe a non-Mazda repair shop could charge more than $2,500 for replacing front bumper plastic, a splash guard, and my windshield washer fluid reservoir. But as a handy chart from the National Insurance Crime Bureau indicates, car parts are outrageously expensive and even if criminals can’t sell your car whole because of the VIN number, they can sell off parts and make as much as 75% of the car’s total value.

Britton Simultaneously Reinforces and Breaks British Stereotypes

If there’s one thing British people like, it’s pubs. If there are two things they like, it’s pubs and unreliable roadsters. After all, they are great at both things. One Britton named Ben Coombs decided to mark the 70th anniversary of the TVR name by taking his Chimaera on a 23,500 mile trek from Svalbard, Norway in the arctic circle to Tierra del Fuego, Chile. All to visit pubs along the way. The trip was made all the more exciting by the fact that TVR’s reliability record is about as solid as a pub cheddar spread. Luckily for Coombs, the only major incident with the Chimaera was a clutch that needed replacing in Nicaragua. I’m not entirely sure how he got a TVR clutch in a part of the world where such cars were never sold, but I suppose that’s what Amazon is for.

Porsche’s New Showroom Gets High

Speaking of buying things, if you’re looking to buy a Porsche and just so happen to be in the French Alps, a considerable distance from one of the German company’s 700 worldwide dealers, I have great news! Porsche has just opened a new pop-up showroom 7,500 feet above sea level at the alpine resort in Meribel. There, you can look at the solitary Cayenne housed there and book test drives at other actual dealerships after you’ve finished your day of skiing with other rich people. The pop-up showroom will be there until April, when the snow melts and Porsche has to find another place where all the rich people hang out in not winter. Might I suggest Montpellier, Marseille, or Nice?

Honk if you Like Clicking

Since using cars as cars is boring, people have been figuring out different uses for them for decades. They’ve been used as houses, boats, soccer players and now, as a computer mouse. A couple of resourceful geeks converted a Sebring-Vanguard Citicar, a small, slow, wedge-of-cheese-shaped electric vehicle, into a working computer mouse since it sort of looks like the old mouse from the Apple Mac II SE. So how does using a car as a mouse work? Pretty poorly! Apparently Simone Giertz and William Osman, the two responsible for the conversion, were able to send an email and draw a very crude picture of the Citicar they were using. Not that there’s probably much danger of this happening, but it’s probably best to use your car as a car. Most drivers have enough difficulty just with that.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

The Electric Future may be Cheaper & Come Later

It’s another week in 2018, meaning there’s been a new batch of news about electric vehicles since they’re pretty much regarded as the future of motoring. But how fast that future is coming is very much in question, and a new study from the Centers for Automotive Research suggests it’s not any time soon. According to the study, government emissions and fuel economy mandates are helping drive the push into future technologies, rather than consumer interest, which tracks with the amount of people leasing electric vehicles instead of buying them.

The research suggests that electrification and self-driving tech will start in densely-populated urban areas with ride sharing services and slowly proliferate to the rest of the market with EVs expected to comprise just eight percent of the vehicle market by 2030. Remember that several cities and countries are aiming to ban the sales of gasoline and diesel-powered cars by 2040, so to make up a 92% gap in adoption in the span of ten years will require some serious incentives or some revised expectations. Additionally, any sort of slowing new vehicle sales market (like we’re seeing now) or economic downturn (like what might result from the ridiculously high deep subprime vehicle loan market) would push adoption even further down the line. 

The United Kingdom’s National Grid, however, isn’t waiting around for electric cars to take off. The electric utility announced this week that they would spend between £500 million and £1 billion to upgrade the electrical grid and install 50 fast chargers throughout the country to the point that 90% of the population would live within 50 miles of a fast charger. Such chargers would fill batteries in most EVs in about 12 minutes, which will go a long way toward soothing the range anxiety of British EV owners. Current demand for such chargers may be low, but in 2017, for the first time, the Tesla Model S outsold both the BMW 7 series and the Mercedes S-Class, so demand is certainly there among the upper crust buyers.

Photo by The Washington Post

But you may not see many other cars at those chargers for some time since the Centers for Automotive Research also suggested that investment in electric vehicle technology would slow over the next few years as companies fail to see the return on their investment with slow sales. Part of the problem with investment is that production of EVs is still very expensive because of rare earth elements like cobalt, which is used in batteries. The demand for cobalt has driven a boom in small-scale cobalt production in Africa, particularly the Democratic Republic of Congo, where some mines have been found using child labor to meet production quotas. These small-scale mines, which are sometimes referred to as “artisanal mines” because nothing can just have a normal name anymore, are tough to police and companies that purchase from them are increasingly under pressure to better vet how the resources are being produced. The value of cobalt has tripled in the last 18 months, and companies looking for the lowest cost aren’t likely to commit too much effort into ensuring their suppliers are acting ethically, which is a problem. Unfortunately, the answer usually means slowing the pace of production or paying more from reputable miners.

Toyota, however, is exploring a third option, which is developing batteries that don’t rely on rare-earth elements. While they haven’t yet found a replacement for cobalt, they have developed a battery that uses less neodymium, replacing it with lanthanum and cerium, which I understand are much more abundant and cheaper despite the fact that I’ve never heard of them before. That said, the development will take a while to get itself into vehicles and Toyota is aiming for implementation sometime in the next ten years, which won’t help potential neodymium shortages in the near-term. Now to figure out that whole cobalt thing…

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

New Cars for the week of February 12th, 2018

Geneva Cars Coming Early

Honestly, I’m not sure why we have car shows anymore. I’ve talked a little about their obsolescence before, but it seems like automakers are starting to embrace it. The Geneva Motor Show is coming up next week, but we’ve pretty much already seen all the actually new cars we think are going to be announced there. And it’s not like they’re being leaked, either. The automakers themselves are blowing the lids on their new cars, sending information to the press without making a big splash at a show like they used to. So what do we know about already?

There’s a new BMW X4, which is great for fans of jacked up sedan/SUV bastardizations that are worse at everything than either of the vehicles combined to create them. And if you think the X6 is useless because it’s not as spacious as an SUV and lacks cargo, but the stilted ride height makes the car stiffer and handle worse, first of all, you’re right, second of all, the X4 is even worse because it’s like an even smaller, more useless X6.

We also got a refreshed Mercedes C-Class, which gets a slightly revised exterior and is infused with some self-driving technology from the E-Class. Unlike the BMW, this is a totally useful vehicle and will be enough car for virtually everyone, but since it’s a sedan, people won’t want anything to do with it.

Mercedes also unveiled an updated version of their Maybach S Class, which essentially takes a $150,000 top of the range car with the latest in every conceivable technology and increases the “fancy”, charging more than twice as much for it because rich people are rich and can afford it.

There were several other sort of minor announcements, but we’ll keep an eye on the show next week, maybe it’ll surprise us. 

Chicago Auto Show

Speaking of surprises, the Chicago Auto Show was last week. And I don’t mean that in terms of like “there were a bunch of great surprising new cars unveiled in Chicago” but more as a “you probably didn’t hear about the Chicago Auto Show because nothing happened at it, so surprise to you that it has actually occurred.”

Really, we got some lifted Toyotas and Nissans, some faster versions of a Hyundai, a GMC and a Fiat, a Volkswagen we’ve already seen, a bunch of customized vehicles and a Nissan giveaway that looked like a breast implant. Swear to god. It’s apparently a hand warmer, but look at it. Tell me that’s not a boob.

Faraday Future Small SUV

Their FF91 still isn’t a real vehicle, but that doesn’t mean nothing’s going on at Faraday Future headquarters. They have actually been very busy, not on building a real car but in sketching another potentially real car. They released last week a sketch for a smaller SUV that could slot in below the FF91 which, of course, presumes the FF91 ever actually gets made. To me, Faraday Future is like when you see a dog using a pillow or sitting up in a chair and you’re like “aw, it thinks it’s people,” but in Faraday Future’s case it’s like “aw, it thinks it’s real.”

Toyota Supra

I normally try to steer clear of speculation, especially in the new car section because so much can change and so much rumor tends to be either wrong or underwhelming, but as a guy who grew up with a poster of a Toyota Supra on my wall, it’s hard for me to temper my own excitement about the forthcoming Supra. Toyota themselves released a teaser image of the rear end this week, which showed little except a big wing and a double bubble roof. Then that same day, scans of Japan’s Best Car magazine were posted on a forum which revealed some more details about the car set to debut in Geneva. The specs seem to indicate it’ll have 335 horsepower, be relatively lightweight and, somewhat incredibly, sprint to 60 miles per hour in less than 4 seconds. With just 335 horsepower!

I’ve seen the leaks posted on several sites and although the reaction has generally been split between domestic and foreign fanboys, there have been several comments I’ve seen bemoaning the fact that it doesn’t have more power and won’t challenge the Nissan GT-R for ultimate Japanese super car supremacy. And I think that’s actually part of the reason why I’m so excited about it! The original Supra cost about the equivalent of $45,000 in today’s money, which is less than half of what Nissan charges for the GT-R. With that amount of power and performance, I have to think Toyota is still aiming at the same sort of price range for the new Supra, which means, unlike the GT-R, it’s actually going to be a Japanese sports car people can sort of afford! The only things that really get me down on this car are the styling that we’ve seen so far and the engine. I don’t think it’s very attractive and the drive train is derived from BMW, which one might think is a good thing until you remember that German engineering is the greatest lie ever perpetuated in automotive history. BMWs are notoriously unreliable, especially the more modern ones, and reliability was part of what made the original Supra so great. You could drive it every day, experience the thrill of ownership and not have to worry about it breaking down. Unless Toyota has had a pretty thorough revision of BMW’s motor, I’m afraid we’re about to experience the most unreliable Toyota in history.

Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio

In other pre-production car news, Alfa Romeo stayed true to its Italian roots and left drivers of a nearly production-ready Stelvio Quadrifoglio stranded after the SUV broke down in the middle of Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. Now, having lived in LA, I know that having a flashy car there is a high priority, and being able to park in high visibility areas to attract attention is usually pretty desirable, so I’m not completely ruling out the fact that this was an elaborate awareness building marketing campaign, but if it is, advertising the complete unreliability of your brand new cars seems like a really strange tactic. Then again, it could totally appeal to the vapid, flaky demographic of many Angelenos. There’s a reason I don’t live there anymore.

New Lancia Stratos

In case you weren’t alive in the 1970s, you may never have heard of the Lancia Stratos. Long story short, it’s an awesome little two door sports car with an engine in the middle that puts out a lot of power and was used extensively and successfully for rallying because of its short and wide wheelbase. Well, a small manufacturer is bringing the Stratos back with an updated look and updated technology. They’re only going to make 25 of them and they’ll cost $615,000 apiece. Oh, and you’ll need to provide a Ferrari F430 to the company because that’s the car on which they’ll base the new Stratos. So all in, you’re looking at close to $800,000 at a minimum for a 600 horsepower body-kitted Ferrari. Or you could spend half the amount on an original Lancia Stratos when they come on sale and get the real rally car. Or you could spend one tenth the cost and buy a new Supra and get to 60 in about 0.3 seconds slower. 

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Headlines for the week of February 12th, 2018

No Longer Saved By Zero

Nowadays, Chevy and Buick are at the top of my list when it comes to the absolute worst car commercials on television. Between the just genuinely terrible, staged, fake, “Real People” ads and the awful techno Buick surprise ads, it’s hard to think it was ever worse. And yet, Toyota tried their best to rob us of our sanity in 2008 with their “Saved by Zero” campaign that featured music from the Fixx to promote their zero percent financing program in the Fall. Of course, 2008 was right as the housing bubble was bursting, so low rates became common, and they’re still around today, but they may not be around too much longer. With interest rates rising three times last year and slated to rise again this year, offering zero percent interest to buyers is getting more and more untenable because it comes at the cost of profit to the dealership. But it’s still around in many places to try to spur sales that have been sagging. So what’s happening is a situation where dealerships and automakers are trying to decide whether to try to keep selling more cars, or sell fewer cars at a higher profit. In any case, if you’re in the market for a new car and have great credit, now might be a good time to buy.

Vintage Restoration Business is Booming

For people more interested in used cars, it’s looking like manufacturers are hopping aboard the vintage car bandwagon to help their old vehicles stay on the road. Usually when cars are discontinued, parts continue to be made for a few years and then the molds for the pieces are all destroyed and effort goes into producing parts for newer cars. This makes it pretty tough if you have an old car you love and want to keep it on the road if parts keep breaking. You have to rely on third party manufacturers of dubious quality or get something custom made, which can be super expensive. Fortunately, the cost of custom making things keeps going down thanks to new technology like 3D printing. Porsche this week announced that they would use exactly that technology to start making replacement parts for the 959 and 356, among other old vehicles. They have started printing just eight parts that apparently go wrong a lot, but are open to expanding their range to include other pieces and you know they’re of good quality since they’re produced by the mothership.

Fiat Chrysler is getting into the vintage restoration business too, with their “Reloaded by Creators” initiative. Instead of manufacturing individual parts though, they’re taking in whole cars and rebuilding them from the ground up, then selling them to collectors. Aston Martin and Jaguar already have similar programs and while there may not be too many vintage Chryslers that warrant full restoration, there are plenty of old Alfa Romeos, Lancias and Fiat Abarths that are deserving of some factory TLC. Who knows, the Italians might have even learned a few things in the 40 years since most of these cars were produced but, based on current reliability ratings, I wouldn’t count on it.

UConnect, IBreak

I say that because those Italians are in the same company as Chrysler, a company that pushed out an over-the-air update to its UConnect infotainment system on Friday that sent many, many vehicles’ infotainment systems into an inescapable boot-loop that, for some, has yet to be resolved. Until it is, drivers can look forward to having no radio, no reverse camera and limited control over vehicle interior functions. Aren’t touchscreens and technology great!?

Porsche’s Mission E Possible

Over in Stuttgart, Porsche is making waves with news that their Mission E vehicle will charge its batteries in less than half the time that it takes a Tesla to charge, more closely mimicking the refueling time of gasoline cars. They’re taking the shade throwing to another level, calling their system “Turbo Charging” to one up Tesla’s Supercharging, in which I can only assume is the first stage of a one upsmanship battle that ends in all of us using Ultra-Extreme MegaCharging PowerVolt MaxWatt Stations. Porsche achieves the faster charge rate by doubling the output of chargers, up to 800 volts, which can’t just run through the same channels as 400 volt chargers. It requires a wholly different and more expensive infrastructure and a different structure to the batteries, meaning this tech would be exclusive to Porsche. This opens up a whole other conversation about charging technology standards. Already, there are four different standards of charging port; one endorsed by the German automakers and Ford, one for Tesla, one from the Japanese automakers and one for China, which has by far the biggest lead in developing an EV infrastructure. What this likely means is that we’re going to wind up having to carry around a trunk full of adapters or that recharging stations will need to provide different plugs to suit different vehicles. Unless politicians want to get involved and try to pick one, but that would require regulations, and who needs those, right!?

Drowsy Driving Debate

Depending on who you ask, drowsy driving can be just as dangerous as drunk driving, or it could be just a minor thing that doesn’t have an appreciable impact on traffic safety. The National Highway Transportation Safety Administration is in the latter camp, with research indicating that only 2.5% of fatal crashes are the result of driving tired, but a new study from AAA indicates that up to 10.8% of crashes with moderate to severe damage could be caused by a lack of sleep. In their study, AAA put cameras in front of more than 3,500 drivers to track if crashes were the result of drowsy driving, which is how they wound up at almost 11%. The thing is, these drivers knew they were being watched and should have been incentivized to be on their best behavior, and yet still many drove tired and crashed. Plus AAA threw out any instances where they couldn’t see the faces of drivers more than 75% of the time, like if the driver was wearing sunglasses or if their hands were obscuring the camera, so the real numbers could be much higher than the data suggests.

On the heels of that study, Uber has rolled out a “feature” that limits drivers to a maximum of 12 hour shifts behind the wheel. The update will not permit drivers to accept new fares for six hours after working for 12 hours straight. Meanwhile, the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration mandates that all truckers carrying passengers work no more than ten straight hours and take at least 8 hours off between shifts. Not to mention it has stricter requirements for drivers to obtain licenses to transport passengers. I get that the current trend is to damn all regulations and let the free market reign supreme, but beyond a certain point, we have to accept that some regulations have been put in place for the safety of consumers and that they shouldn’t be overturned or ignored or loopholed simply because regulations are bad. Uber and Lyft and other ride sharing companies cut some red tape and provide people with jobs, which is great, and I wholeheartedly support the gig economy, but by consistently flaunting the rules applied to other sectors, they walk a risky path that could lead to even tighter regulations for everyone.

 Waymo vs. Uber Settles, We All Move On Unhappy

Speaking of Uber, news came out that they settled their lawsuit with Google’s self-driving company Waymo for a cool $245 million this week, which is sort of anti-climactic because we don’t get a real “winner” in the battle for self-driving supremacy, as a jury wasn’t able to weigh in on the situation. What we get instead is a muddled non-admission from Uber that they stole trade secrets and an acceptance from Waymo that what they stole wasn’t worth more than $245 million minus attorney’s fees. So as Uber’s apology tour for their various misdeeds continues, they can at least cross “stealing from our competitors” off the list.

 Magic Cool Bus

Every year, the battle is usually between the Honda Accord and Honda Civic for which is the most stolen car, and for good reason. Whenever you see either car, you probably think “there’s a reasonable sedan driven by someone who bought based on a rich history of automotive reliability,” not “there’s a thieving criminal trying to lay low until he can get this baby to the chop shop.” Just like when you see a school bus, you think “there’s a municipal vehicle on the way to or from picking up children to advance their education.” But when you see a school bus hauling ass down a residential road at 3 AM, maybe you start thinking something else, and that’s precisely what happened to a police officer in Trotwood, Ohio. After following the bus for a while, the officer tried pulling it over for a traffic violation, which initiated what few would call a very high speed chase, but a chase enough that police called it off because it was getting too dangerous. And they were right to because the bus crashed not long after on a home’s front lawn. There, police arrested a couple of guys who had been sleeping in the big, yellow, very conspicuous, very poor getaway car.

Ontario’s Rich Police

In other crime news, police in Ontario, Canada have purchased a Tesla Model X police cruiser, which has not gone over too well with taxpayers. The Model X starts at more than $100,000 Canadian and then had to be customized with light bars and the various other things that differentiate cop cars from normal vehicles, so it was likely a very expensive publicity stunt. Criminals, on the other hand, are probably thrilled since they just need to find a getaway car with a range greater than 300 miles. Even if they get caught, there’s no guarantee the finicky falcon doors on the Model X will work to put them in. It was, however, probably a better buy than a Model 3, because the department would still be waiting until 2019 to get it and even then the criminals might be able to escape through some of the car’s panel gaps.

Money Doesn’t Buy Brains

Photo by Fellsmere Police

As a man who drives for about two hours every day in traffic, I don’t need more reason to believe that most people shouldn’t be allowed to drive. And yet, nearly every week, there’s a story that chips away at my already weathered opinion of my fellow drivers. This week’s example comes from Florida, and is truly as insanely stupid as a story from Florida should be. A man driving a fifteen year-old BMW X5 SUV called 911 to report that he was speeding and that his gas pedal was stuck and he was unable to slow down from the 100 miles per hour he had somehow achieved. BMW, however, are calling bullshit on the whole thing because the X5 uses floor-mounted pedals so there’s no way the pedal could’ve gotten stuck by a floor mat or other obstruction. Furthermore, the X5 is drive-by-wire, meaning there’s no physical connection between the gas pedal and the throttle and that the car’s computer cuts all throttle whenever the brake pedal is pushed. I’ll connect the dots here for you because this means that the man never pressed the brake pedal when trying to slow his car down, which sounds an awful lot like he was not at all trying to slow the car down. The 911 operator even tried offering him some tips like shifting into neutral, turning the car off or gently applying the parking brake to bring the vehicle to a stop. All of these things were deemed ridiculous by the idiot man who claimed his car might spin out if he did any of them. So how’d they end up stopping him? Spike strips. Spike strips which he swerved to avoid the first time they tried. If you’re worried about spinning out your car, and spike strips and swerving seem like better options than shutting off your car, switching into neutral or applying your damn brake pedal, you should be banned from even riding in cars for the rest of your life. This man must be banished to walk. Welcome back to the caveman days buddy, you’ve earned it.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

Can Buyers Trust J.D. Power's Dependability Study?

J.D. Power’s annual Dependability Study was released this week and rather than running down the list of the best and worst, I’ll echo Autoblog’s encouragement to discard information from lists like this because the way they gather data is deeply flawed.

First, they survey owners who have had their cars for three years – not more and not less. And you know what most cars still have after three years? A warranty. And you know why they still have a warranty? Because most manufacturers design their cars well enough that things shouldn’t go wrong within the first three years. Some trust their cars more and will give five year warranties or even longer, but for the most part, things shouldn’t be going wrong within the first three years.

Second, the dependability survey treats all flaws equally. Cars and brands are rated on a “problems per hundred” vehicle scale, so fewer is obviously better. However, if the parking sensors sometimes don’t see the wall in your parking garage, that’s recorded with the same severity as the transmission going out on your idiot neighbor’s Dodge Charger.

Finally, J.D. Power Awards are pay-to-play, which means that, in order to publicize that they won an award, car companies must pay J.D. Power for the right to say they did. Paying for awards may not inherently lead to dishonesty when awards are given, but it certainly isn’t a super system that discourages playing favorites.

So what can you do instead? Car companies generally have reputations for a reason. Lexus is at the top of the list and they belong there because they make fantastic, dependable cars. But then you know that not because of a dependability study, but because of the collective experiences of past and current owners whose stories have dispersed through the grapevine to inform public opinion. Acura and Subaru also make great, dependable cars, but they languish in the bottom half of this year’s dependability study, which is misleading, because you can almost certainly depend on them to get you from A to B, but you may not always rely on your USB port to read your Android phone or something small, and not trivial, but also not critical.

But don’t just trust your preconceived notions about automotive brands, because they’ll lead you astray with companies like Kia and Hyundai, who are in the top seven of J.D. Power’s list and have definitely made huge strides in reliability in the past ten years. Read reviews from real owners on Cars.com or Edmunds or long-term reviews from Motor Trend or Car & Driver or any number of other reputable publications. Read about common problems with cars on forums and social media. Sure, you’ll be getting anecdotes, but you’ll be sourcing them from a larger crowd than either Consumer Reports or J.D. Power. But remember that people are 80% more likely to complain about a product on the internet than they are to praise one, so don’t let individual anecdotes color your opinion of a car if you truly want it. But if you start seeing many stories of similar problems, then that’s probably cause for concern, and you’re probably researching a Chrysler. Which, yes, was at the bottom of the J.D. Power survey, so you should probably research something else.

Authored by
Devlin Riggs

New Cars for the week of February 5th, 2018

McLaren MSO X

It seems like every month or so we’re getting a new vehicle from McLaren, which is definitely not a bad thing. They said that their Senna is able to beat the P1 around any track in the world, which makes sense, it should, it’s a faster and more expensive car. But this week they took the baby McLaren, the 570S and handed it over to McLaren Special Operations, the customization division for their road cars, who churned out the MSO X, which is essentially a road-going version of their 570S GT4 race car.

It has all the same aero, producing 220 pounds of down-force at speed and a fairly Spartan interior that has been rendered in bare carbon fiber and includes no cup holders, but there is a place behind your seat to stow your helmet, because you’ll feel the need to wear one even if you’re not on a track in this thing. They’re only making ten of them... and they’re gone. Totally sold out even before it was announced. And this is becoming a thing, which makes me think that these cars are only being announced so that, on the rare occasion one special edition is spotted in the wild, we know what it is and how rare it is so we can be even more jealous of the car’s owner than we would be if we just thought “hmm, that’s a racy-looking 570S."

 Rezvani Beast Alpha X Blackbird

Apparently coach-built versions of existing cars are a thing this week because we also have the ridiculously named Rezvani Beast Alpha X Blackbird. The last time we heard of Rezvani was when they took a Jeep Wrangler and made it into a tank-inspired off-roader and tacked a shit ton of zeroes onto the end of its price. Well, this time they’ve done essentially the same thing to a Lotus Elise, but used the Lockheed Martin SR-71 Blackbird as their inspiration. They didn’t just leave the changes aesthetic though. This thing pumps out 700 horsepower and will hit 60 in 2.9 seconds while maintaining the agile nature of the Elise and the fun wind-in-your-expensive-hairpiece feeling of a Targa top. What’s most ridiculous about this car isn’t the $225,000 base price, it’s the fact that Rezvani managed to squeeze 700 horsepower from a 2.5 liter four cylinder. I wouldn’t want to be the head gaskets on one of these things. But I dig it. Way better than their Jeep thing. I’d take one in a heartbeat.

Fisker Latigo

On the other end of the spectrum is the BMW M6-based Fisker Latigo, which is, to be blunt, just very, very ugly. Good thing there’s only one of them. Fisker really knows how to design a shit looking car with a nasty mustache-looking grille. 

 

Mercedes Sprinter

Like coach-built versions of other cars, it was also a really great week for new cars if you like vans. Mercedes unveiled their all-new third generation Sprinter, which you are free to mock right up to the point where you ride in one and think, “Wow, I’ve never been in an airport shuttle this nice.” Apparently the new Sprinters can do way more than ferry people around to Missouri wineries. The new version is more adaptable than ever and can be had in 1,700 different variants for different purposes or needs. These things are way more common to see in Europe, but Mercedes, and me, are hoping these catch on stateside. It’s a pretty excellent van for pretty much every need, plus it’s plush and comfy.

Ford Transit Connect

Also this week we got a new version of the Ford Transit Connect, which is sort of like a smaller, slightly less capable, less plush and comfy but still decently plush and comfy Mercedes Sprinter. Outside it’s been styled to look like a Ford Escape. Inside it’s been styled to look like a cargo van with seats, but those seats apparently now have more cushioning. This may not be the most exciting new vehicle segment ever and honestly, we could cover the performance specs but they don’t really matter. Just know there’s a new option you can rent instead of a minivan that will do the job just as well.

Nuro

A couple of former engineers from Google’s self-driving company Waymo got together and formed a new company called Nuro, which has developed an innovative new delivery vehicle. It is completely driverless and passengerless and instead of space for people, the vehicle features compartments that can be customized to hold any number of kinds of items, from parcel lockers to shopping bags to warming ovens or dry cleaning clothing racks. These compartments sit above the batteries and drivetrain of the vehicles, but we don’t have any details on performance or range. These are apparently designed for either fully-autonomous operation or remote operation in case it runs into trouble and needs human help. The company has approval from California to test on public roads and it hopes to have a limited number of prototypes in service by the end of the year, but this looks like it could be a great option for companies looking to replace delivery drivers. 

Nissan 370Zki

You guys remember 2009? The financial markets were melting down and jobs were scarce. Pay sucked (and it still does) but Obama was just beginning his first term as president and the country was filled with hope for change, and Nissan was there with the change where we needed it most; sports cars. In 2009, they introduced the 370Z to replace the 7 year-old 350Z. Now, almost ten years later, here we are with the same 370Z and no replacement on the horizon. According to Nissan’s chief planning officer Phillippe Klein, they are working on it but don’t know what direction to take it. The market for small, inexpensive sports cars is apparently down and Nissan is facing stiff competition from the best Mustang and Camaro ever made. With SUVs and crossovers all the rage currently, do they pull a Mitsubishi, spit in the eyes of their enthusiasts and make the Z a crossover like the Eclipse has become? Or do they try to weave in a bit of future proofing and make it a hybrid or electric vehicle?

While we wait on a more permanent answer to the Z’s future, Nissan has decided what the Z’s present needs is more snowmobile. So they took a convertible Nissan 370Z, lopped off all four wheels, fitted some skis up front and put modified tank treads in the back, to make the 370Zki. The rest of the car is virtually unchanged, but if you think a rear-wheel drive car can’t handle well in the snow, Nissan says, "Are you guys silly? I’m still gonna send it."

Authored by
Devlin Riggs